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Postby Marm » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:25 pm

Ok..... the super has returned to poker.... at what time do I take the gun from my foot and put it to my head?? Duhhuuuu I got two pairs yup yup.... Posted here to increase the mockery:


PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: NemoGrande is BB with KImage, JImage. MP1 posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls, MP1 (poster) raises, 1 fold, MP3 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, NemoGrande calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls.

Flop: (12 SB) KImage, JImage, 9Image (6 players)
SB checks, NemoGrande checks, UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets, MP3 calls, SB calls, NemoGrande raises, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 3-bets, MP3 calls, SB calls, NemoGrande caps, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, SB calls.

Turn: (16 BB) 5Image (5 players)
SB checks, NemoGrande bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 raises, MP3 calls, SB calls, NemoGrande 3-bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 caps, MP3 calls, SB calls, NemoGrande calls, UTG+2 calls.

River: (36 BB) 4Image (5 players)
SB checks, NemoGrande checks, UTG+2 bets, MP1 raises, MP3 calls, SB folds, NemoGrande calls, UTG+2 3-bets, MP1 caps, MP3 folds, NemoGrande calls, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 50 BB

Results in white below:
NemoGrande has Ks Js (two pair, kings and jacks).
UTG+2 has 2h Qh (flush, king high).
MP1 has Jd Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: UTG+2 wins 50 BB.
"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack." -Adam Morrow

I swear to God, next time I have to come back here, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weedwacker!
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Postby Marm » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:26 pm

IN my defense (kinda, ok not really defense, jsut an excuse) This was my first hand of the night... I wanted to play some POKERY! My return hasn't been as smooth as I wanted... gotta get back into the right mindset of NOT BEING A DONK!
"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack." -Adam Morrow

I swear to God, next time I have to come back here, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weedwacker!
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Postby Pok 7's » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:49 pm

=D>

Well played....Hey you had outs to a boat.

Granted not many but they were there :wink:

When you making the switch to 6 max?
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Postby pokerzen » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:29 pm

Image
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby phytopath » Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:52 am

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Postby Subzero_Wins » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:32 am

i would not 3 bet the turn and i would fold when its 2 bets to you on the river
AlexMR is a donk.
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Postby Kuso » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:43 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby antneye » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:40 pm

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Postby Marm » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:25 pm

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack." -Adam Morrow

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Postby Pok 7's » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:18 am

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