For Tightwad: Best beat ever. ME: AK Board AAKK. I lose.

[MecosKing]

I couldnt quite comprehend it when it happened. I guess theres a first time for everything though. There wasnt much of a point to this post, except to one up titeys top boat into quads beat, or maybe to have piers tell me that i shouldve slowed down on the river, and that i played this hand like a hopeless muppet. heh.

Dealt to MecosKing
wormm01 calls [$10].
MecosKing calls [$10].
realdealbo raises [$10].
lpatterson1 folds.
HoldemChampz calls [$20].
wild2222 folds.
Druken_Poker calls [$10].
wormm01 calls [$10].
MecosKing calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop **
Druken_Poker checks.
wormm01 checks.
MecosKing bets [$10].
realdealbo calls [$10].
HoldemChampz calls [$10].
Druken_Poker folds.
wormm01 folds.
** Dealing Turn **
MecosKing checks.
>You have options at Table 14852 Table!.
realdealbo checks.
HoldemChampz bets [$20].
MecosKing raises [$40].
realdealbo folds.
>You have options at Table 14852 Table!.
HoldemChampz calls [$20].
** Dealing River **
MecosKing bets [$20].
HoldemChampz raises [$40].
MecosKing raises [$40].
HoldemChampz raises [$40].
MecosKing calls [$20].
HoldemChampz shows Royal Flush.
MecosKing doesn't show a full house, Aces full of kings.
HoldemChampz wins $371.5 from the main pot with Royal Flush.

Wheres a goddam bad beat jackpot when ya need it?

[TightWad]

God damnit, MK, you're such a friggin topper. Now I'll have to go and see if I can lose with a straight flush. Wish me a complete absence of luck!

-TW

P.S. Oh yeah...rough beat, mizor!

[TightWad]

Oh yeah, one other thing...WHY THE SHIT-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK ARE YOU LIMPING AK!?

-TW

[piersmajestyk]

I think you have to fold to his cap here, what kind of muppet pays off an obvious Royal Flush, come on now you got to tighten your play up a little as there is no excuse for paying off when you only have top full house there.

Damn bro that's rough

The worse beat I ever laid on a cat was at pokerstars on a guy named LoopTroop. He is a pretty solid player. I forget the limits but it was around 24 or 36 I believe and I had the button and three bet him after he raised from EP to try and isolate. I believe we got the big blind in the hand as well. I had 88 and he had KK. Flop came down Kxx and all checked, turn was an 8 and needless to say it got capped here, river was the case 8 and he bet out and I raised and he only called I am sur I have put some other pretty fanrtastic beats on folks in the span of ten years but that one will always stick out.

[MecosKing]

Yup yup, piers is right as always! My muppetry astounds even myself...Thankfully, it shall officially be relegated to the asheap of history, as that acct is closed as of today because PP wont let me have more than one acct. Good riddance, as far as im concerned---

I suppose this fiasco couldve been avoided if id raised it, then been 3 bet by the guy who made it 2 bets to go, then 10jsooooted might muck his hand...then again, maybe not. I cant believe that GAM caught his freekin card on the river. Argh.

On a different note, i just discovered that party now offeres unlimited 30 60 games! How sweet is that??? It is official, you can now mize up a respectable roll on party. Or go bust of course.

[TightWad]

Eh, I'm not saying it would've changed the outcome. The preflop raiser mighta just called had you raised, or JTs mighta called 3 bets anyway, who knows. But honestly, I puke out a decent portion of my spleen any time I see someone limp AK.

-TW