Playing with the usual morons on bodog, the $50 games are quite entertaining. I didn't buy the bodog hand grabber so no HH.

I am the CO with . I raise to $2 after 2 people limp. BB who is a rock makes it $5, one limper calls, I call too. Flop is both check to me. I don feel like getting CRed so I check. Turn is . Dood bets $20. I put him in for his last $20. He calls. Dood has JJ board doesn't pair and the fun begins.

DonCorleone: * amazing
DonCorleone: the * always * me
Isafishy: nice flop bet
DonCorleone: Shut the * up donkey
DonCorleone: * bodog always pays off the *
Isafishy: yup i play bad, but thank for the donation
DonCorleone: You caught a * miracle you have no right to talk donkey, lucky *
Isafishy: Thanks for the free card
DonCorleone: One and a * million you *
Isafishy: I see you suck as much at math as poker
DonCorleone: * you donkey $1000 heads up
Isafishy: No thanks this is way to much fun.
DonCorleone: You didn't even have a * spade
Isafishy: LOL neither did you donkey
DonCorleone: I had 3 jacks
Isafishy: I'm new to poker but doesnt a straight beat 3 ok a kind
DonCorleone: * you i hope you get hit by a bus.


This continued a little longer, I told him he was my atm and if he really wanted to keep playing he should just send me a check and bypass the rake, taht and he left. Low limit players are damn funny.