This makes me fucking sick to my stomach. I am so far ahead it just fucking stuns me how horrible play is rewarded almost every goddamn time lately. The fact this is HU against a retard makes it 10x worse.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at

Stacks:
BTN ($31.70)
Hero ($32.30)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BB [7s]
BTN raises to $1.5, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $3.5

Flop: [7h][2h] ($10, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4, Hero goes all-in $27.3, BTN goes all-in $22.7

Turn: ($64, 2 players)

River: ($64, 2 players)

Final Pot: $63.40
BTN shows: [6s]
Hero shows: [7s]

BTN wins $62.9 ( won +$31.2 )
Hero wins $0.6 ( lost -$31.7 )

lol@ you practicing HU

Seriously, you should work on getting your hands to hold up.

$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($102.25)
CO ($1620.80)
BTN ($614.25)
SB ($340.35)
Hero ($600.00)

Pre-flop: ($9, 5 players) Hero is BB [Ad]
2 folds, BTN bets $20, 1 fold, Hero bets $66, BTN calls $52.

Flop: [Kc][5c] ($147, 2 players)
Hero bets $120, BTN goes all-in $542.25, Hero goes all-in $408

Turn: ($1217.25, 2 players)

River: ($1217.25, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1217.25
BTN shows: [2c]
Hero shows: [Ad]

BTN wins $14.25 ( lost -$600 )
Hero wins $1200 ( won $600 )