[quote="Stoneburg"]Why the hell would you see a hooker if you actually had a problem that needed massage? If you're going for your neck, see a registered massage therapist, if you're going for your dick, see a hooker and stop calling it massage.
If you expect your neck to feel better because your dick got pulled by some young asian chick, you're mistaken. Go see some 40+ ugly registered massage therapist and get it worked out. It doesn't matter what he or she looks like because you won't see him/her anyway due to lying face down on a massage bench.
I've been to an asian massage parlour once (not the prostitute kind, the serious kind) and the massage was not as good or effective as the 'normal' massage therapist I go to.
Ps. If your wife got a 'massage' where some well built young hunk was rubbing her clit, would you consider it cheating?[/quote]
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