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Postby bkholdem » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:42 pm

I would like to hear experiences from anyone who has ever been to one. I never have but am curious. I am in desperate need of regular massages and my wife only gives me like a 1 minute massage. I need like 20 minutes of work on my neck and shoulders at a minimum.

I was reading on this other internet board where guys report on their trips to massage parlors and to escorts and stuff. I have never cheated on my wife (but I was a major slut prior to being married, doing like at least a couple hundred chicks over the years) and really miss the excitement.

Has anyone been? If I was going to go I would only want it to be with a young pretty chick, I don't want some old fat chick or some chick my age even if she is skinny lol.

Is it cheating to get a massage ...where they massage the 'whole body'?

I really want to know if it was a positive experience or a negative one from anyone who went to one.

I have been with 1 hooker and 2 escorts in my life, 2 of the 3 experiences someone else paid. One of those times sucked and the other was ok. The one I paid for the chick was hot but after about 5-10 minutes into it she started kinda fake moaning in efforts to get me to finnish lol and from then on I really didn't like it too much.
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Postby Xaston » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:44 pm

There was a HUGE thread on 2+2 in OOT started by some guy who goes to them super super regularly. Check that out.
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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:27 pm

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:55 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:05 pm

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NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
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Postby bkholdem » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:14 pm

No, I am talking about the one's that jack you off too
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Postby Stoneburg » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:42 am

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Postby JimmyJet » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:48 am

[quote="Stoneburg"]Why the hell would you see a hooker if you actually had a problem that needed massage? If you're going for your neck, see a registered massage therapist, if you're going for your dick, see a hooker and stop calling it massage.

If you expect your neck to feel better because your dick got pulled by some young asian chick, you're mistaken. Go see some 40+ ugly registered massage therapist and get it worked out. It doesn't matter what he or she looks like because you won't see him/her anyway due to lying face down on a massage bench.

I've been to an asian massage parlour once (not the prostitute kind, the serious kind) and the massage was not as good or effective as the 'normal' massage therapist I go to.


Ps. If your wife got a 'massage' where some well built young hunk was rubbing her clit, would you consider it cheating?[/quote]


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