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Best April fool's jokes...

Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:11 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby striker2550 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:15 pm

I do not think, therefore I am not.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:20 pm

HA!

another classic is to plant watercress seeds in their thick persian rug and sprinkle on water when they are out... If you time it right they'll have a nice cress lawn by April 1!

Another nasty one is to spread fish paste on the back of their radiator... that's not nice though :wink: only ever do that to bastards like tightwad, who deserve it...
The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby TightWad » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:36 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:03 pm

OK, two more.

1) Large dead fish--insert under car seat, preferably under rear seat as its harder to smell at first. If can insert in trunk that works better....works best in summertime.

2) college again--"toothpaste bomb"-- insert 2 firecrackers into full tube of toothpaste, light fuses, toss into friends room, yell "fire in the hole!", quickly close door. His room will smell like toothpaste for weeks.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:34 pm

Tightwad frequently has a "fire" in his hole.
The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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