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For all you boozers.

Postby shamdonk » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:49 pm

Tip your bartender; we appreciate it. And if we know you tip, we'll treat you good. I'm a big fan of the big tip on the first drink. If I know you shell out a $20 for a $4 beer; I'll bend over backwards for you and your first to get served regardless of how long a line is.
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Postby MecosKing » Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:46 am

Oh hells bells! Fuck that dood. Ive sucked up to more bartenders than i care to mention, in more ways than i care to mention, in more sseedy motel rooms than i care to wirete about and lemme tellya--- ive never tipped 16 fuckin dollaras onna goddam beer. Nice plug though!
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Postby piersmajestyk » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:22 am

A slightly better deal is that you or your friend is banging the bartender so you can bring in your own Big Gulp full of Crown and coke or have your drinks put on your "tab" for a greatly reduced fare at nights end. Then you go to give the bartender her just reward after closing time :lol:
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:56 am

They should just pay bartenders properly, rather than having them rely on tips. Though I think it's a much better job in the USA, I guess you do pretty well throughout the night on tips, right? What is the pay in the US? In britain, tipping at a bar is pretty rare in most places (though not unknown) but I guess the pay is a bit better.
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Re: For all you boozers.

Postby TightWad » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:53 am

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:27 am

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Postby shamdonk » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:19 pm

If anyone was going to make a joke of this who else but TW. I'd expect nothing less from you. haha
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Postby TightWad » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:31 pm

LoL, I kinda thought a $20 tip for a $4 beer was a joke to begin with!
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Postby TightWad » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:32 pm

In fact, even the idea of paying $4 for a beer is enough to make me chuckle...but then again, I am a tightwad.
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Postby Kuso » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:39 pm

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:39 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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