In order to continue the tradition, I decided to celebrate 1000 here, too. Of course, I am a little depressed by this, as I realize now that 500 posts in 34 days means that I am posting something like 15 posts a day -- pathetic. I need to stop yapping so much and start playing more poker.
Anyway, a lot of those posts were in the secret invitation-only porn forum, so I can't really consider that wasted time. MVP, you're still on the list, but your status is slipping since you've been injecting so much poker into your journal.

OK, enough rambling... until next time.