Hilarious Party Hand

[Nortonesque]

Just witnessed... (tried to fix the hand converter output as much as possible)

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed)

BB ($39.25)
UTG ($60.85)
Hero ($28.95)
MP1 ($18.48)
MP2 ($31.65)
MP3 ($3.9)
CO ($18.05)
Button ($16.15)
SB ($38.31) (Total LAG)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , . SB posts a blind of $0.1.
2 folds, MP1 raises to $2, 1 fold, MP3 calls $2, CO raises to $4, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $3.90, 1 fold, MP1 goes all in for $16.48, MP3 calls $1.90, CO calls $14.05, SB calls $14.48.

Flop: ($65) , , (4 players)

Turn: ($65) (4 players)

River: ($65) (4 players)

Final Pot: $26.73
Main Pot: $26.73, between MP1, MP3, CO and SB. > Pot won by SB ($26.73).


SB has 2c 7s (three of a kind, sevens).
MP1 has Qd Qs (two pair, queens and sevens).
MP3 has Jh Jc (two pair, jacks and sevens).
CO has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and sevens).
Outcome: SB wins $65

[Mad Genius]

Hey...I was on tilt. No need to embarass me in front of all of BTP.

[Nortonesque]

10 hands later -- thank you Mad Ge.. er, I mean anonymous LAG...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed)

BB ($36.25)
UTG ($56.25)
Hero ($28.6)
UTG+2 ($23.25)
MP1 ($31.02)
MP2 ($5.23)
MP3 ($25.25)
CO ($15.15)
Button ($108.24) (LAG)
SB ($6.5)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , . SB posts a blind of $0.1.
UTG calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, UTG+2 raises to $0.5, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Button raises to $2.5, 2 folds, UTG folds, Hero calls $2.25, UTG+2 folds, MP3 calls $2, CO calls $2.

Flop: ($11.10) , , (4 players)
Hero goes all-in for $26.10, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button calls $26.10.

Turn: ($60.30) (2 players)

River: ($60.30) (2 players)

Final Pot: $60.30

Results:
Hero has Qs Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
Button has 4c 4h (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $60.30.

[Mad Genius]

I had you on ducks all the way. Bad read.

[Rhound50]

I knew you werent lying when you said you were a fish.

[Mad Genius]

[Nortonesque]