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Postby NorthView » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:39 pm

Q. What happens when Mexicans have a family get together?




A.

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[23:06] Mekosking: neither of us can remember
[23:06] NorthViewBTP: oh bah
[23:06] Mekosking: but he hauled off and one-twoed me
[23:06] Mekosking: outta nowhere
[23:06] NorthViewBTP: mustve been pretty srs dood
[23:06] NorthViewBTP: hauled off?
[23:06] Mekosking: and i yelled at him a sec
[23:06] Mekosking: yeah
[23:06] Mekosking: aka
[23:06] Mekosking: went off and
[23:06] NorthViewBTP: so how big is your cousin?
[23:07] Mekosking: hes a big fat poof



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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby MecosKing » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:42 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
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Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby emmasdad » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:49 pm

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Postby Twelver » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:14 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Beavis68 » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:31 pm

why were you guys a partying together in a hotel tell room?

He didn't like your juffin style?
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Postby MecosKing » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:34 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby GreaterThanU » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:09 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
<btpBot> EscPlan9: The outlook is good.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:10 pm

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Postby hard2tel » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:26 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby emmasdad » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:40 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:06 pm

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Postby MBuckler » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:11 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:22 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby RedBarracuda » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:53 pm

lol.. he kicked your arse... Image
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(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby MecosKing » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:09 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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