Mystery BTP poster conversation

[EscapePlan9]

Which BTP poster is this? One of you obviously already knows the answer, so do the usual - suck some ceck to keep your mouth shut.
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EscapePlan9 (5:22:23 PM): yea... well i just won in solitaire! i am the champ!

BTP (5:22:38 PM): youre my new hero

EscapePlan9 (5:22:45 PM): damn straight

BTP (5:22:57 PM): win 4 deck Spider Solitaire and I'll be impressed

EscapePlan9 (5:23:09 PM): wtf is spider solitaire?

BTP (5:23:45 PM): what exactly is it that people do in Buffallo
BTP (5:23:50 PM): it's on your computer genius
BTP (5:24:01 PM): try it... it's like heroin

EscapePlan9 (5:24:29 PM): ... i don't know, i don't like the buffalo bills though
EscapePlan9 (5:24:41 PM): i'm in binghamton now for college

BTP (5:24:45 PM): whatever
BTP (5:24:49 PM): is that NY still?

EscapePlan9 (5:24:51 PM): yea
EscapePlan9 (5:25:04 PM): binghamton is a lot different than buffalo. and it sucks, horribly
EscapePlan9 (5:25:19 PM): the townies here are downright creepy and the amount of teeth per capita is the lowest in the nation
EscapePlan9 (5:25:26 PM): we also have the highest sex offender rate here in bing

BTP (5:25:40 PM): that's the first time I've heard someone WISH they were in Buffalo...

EscapePlan9 (5:25:44 PM): hahaha
EscapePlan9 (5:25:49 PM): compared to this sht-hole, yea

BTP (5:26:10 PM): at least ya got hot college chicks

EscapePlan9 (5:26:17 PM): right on
EscapePlan9 (5:26:23 PM): there isn't enough though

BTP (5:26:25 PM): not like they're banging YOUR skinny vegan azz

EscapePlan9 (5:26:30 PM): hahaha
EscapePlan9 (5:26:35 PM): we'll see about that, fcker

BTP (5:26:39 PM): Just remember, ANYTHING that starts with a V isn't good

EscapePlan9 (5:26:49 PM): i had a gf last fall semester. lotsa sex

BTP (5:27:04 PM): Palmela Handerson?

EscapePlan9 (5:27:10 PM): nah, helga oswego

BTP (5:27:11 PM): Rosie Palmer?

EscapePlan9 (5:27:12 PM): haha
EscapePlan9 (5:27:18 PM): i'm just fckin around
EscapePlan9 (5:27:31 PM): she was some jewish chic. carly something or other

BTP (5:27:44 PM): no bjs then eh...

EscapePlan9 (5:27:49 PM): hahahaha
EscapePlan9 (5:27:52 PM): oh there was some!

BTP (5:28:05 PM): heard they can't eat pork

EscapePlan9 (5:31:21 PM): one of the biggest reasons i broke up with her was because she ate meat too much
EscapePlan9 (5:31:35 PM): it made me sick spending time with her

BTP (5:31:52 PM): you're a big flaming homo, you know that

EscapePlan9 (5:31:55 PM): hahahahahaa
EscapePlan9 (5:32:10 PM): there were other reasons too
EscapePlan9 (5:32:14 PM): but they are less amusing

BTP (5:32:24 PM): Im not picking up any quarters in front of YOU

EscapePlan9 (5:32:27 PM): lol
EscapePlan9 (5:32:57 PM): you should only pick up quarters if you're kneeling down in front of me in the process

BTP (5:33:07 PM): "oh yeah... she was blowin me 23 ways from Sunday"... "sex was amazing" ... "she wanted to bring in her twin sister"...
BTP (5:33:13 PM): but she ate a hamburger...
BTP (5:33:16 PM): FCK THAT BITCH

EscapePlan9 (5:33:43 PM): i think you'd feel better if you got some ceck-sucking in to shutup your big fcking mouth
EscapePlan9 (5:34:05 PM): hey, she NEVER offered for a 3-way
EscapePlan9 (5:34:11 PM): but she did make out with a chic and i videotaped it

BTP (5:34:12 PM): see... I KNEW if I talked to you long enough you'd proposition me

EscapePlan9 (5:34:16 PM): hahahaha

BTP (5:34:49 PM): brb nancy

EscapePlan9 (5:35:14 PM): she was the only girl who allowed me to give her a facial. that was funny and i'm never doing it again

BTP (5:35:44 PM): if only she didn't eat that cheeseburger

EscapePlan9 (5:36:01 PM): i exaggerated a bit, alright. she had other issues, but eating with her also was unpleasant
EscapePlan9 (5:36:38 PM): speaking of me being such a straight masculine man, i'm off to the BBQ

BTP (5:36:48 PM): okay...
BTP (5:37:04 PM): tell your friends I said bite a towel

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In retrospect, this should be easy to figure out, but I figure it was an amusing enough conversation to post anyways.

And for those curious, I brought all vegan food to the BBQ, cuz I'm cool like that.

[Rhound50]

no matter who it is thats some funny $hit. If I had to guess it would be either TW or Briachek

[GodlikeRoy]

That.. has GOT... to be.. MVP... ...

[MVPSPORTS]

JESUS H K CHRIST you guys have a lot of free time on your hands... No wonder ya can't win more than 2bb/100 at limit... Yer out bullshittin around with AIM like some 12 year old girl at a Backstreet Boys concert...

I love the whole "I banged some chick for a long time.... lotsa sex"... Oh yeah, what's her name... "She's some jewish chick... Carly somethin or other"... VERY BELIEVABLE...

BTW... my guess would be the ever-diligent Mecos... Heard you guys had a thing goin on a little while back...

[EscapePlan9]

[Kuso]

[Rhound50]

[EscapePlan9]

[rdale]

[EscapePlan9]

[Kuso]

[Twelver]

That is frickin hilarious.....I don't think it was TW just b/c he hasn't been around all that much lately. That leaves pretty much Mecos and MVP and I have got to go with MVP...he is just sick like that.

But hey MVP please tell me you at least kept your pants on while you wre talking to escape...oh and that you used two hands to type with.

[briachek]

i'm disappointed that only one person thought it was me.

My guess is MVP for obvious reasons.

[tetsuo]

[Molina]

MVP has also called Pammy 'Pamela Handerson' before.

Molina