"Nobody cares but I'm posting this anyway" hands

[k3nt]

A place to post hands where you know they don't teach anybody anything, but for whatever reason you want to post them. They're fun, they're silly, they won you a bunch of money, they lost you a bunch of money, they display an idiot at work -- whatever.

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Here's mine.

I call this "Muppet extraordinaire."

Preflop: Muppet is in BB. 3 limpers, including Hero, but not including SB, Muppet min-raises and of course everyone calls.

Flop is K 8 5. Muppet minbets. Call. Fold. Hero thinks for a few seconds and calls.

I normally always fold the flop, but against this guy, who I had already seen burning through the cash with terrible plays, I had to call just in case.

Turn is a 2. Muppet bets 7x the BB. Fold. Hero quickly raises to 20x (forgot to pause to try to indicate weakness). Muppet is all-in. Hero calls.

Pretty obvious what I had. He had K9o.

It's a sin to let people who play that badly keep their money. It really is. Just 20 bucks but I'll sure take it. Still haven't found anybody playing like this on the $50 tables....