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Postby starstealer » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:12 pm

So if you get knocked out first, you pay:

$5.50 for the tournament
$100 for the bounty to me for knocking you out
$20 to me for the last-longer bet
$20 to JDLush, TK, Piers and KingSalami.

Netting you a wonderful loss of $205.50 just for playing the tournament.

Of course, if you take 1st place, you only have to pay out $50 for the bounty, but get $50 in return for the side bets and actually profit the 1st place money minus the buyin...

Seems to me you might actually try to do well in this tournament tonight...
/d
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Postby TightWad » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:18 pm

Yeah, I'm gonna give it a shot sober tonight...but then again, I didn't really do all that poorly in the last three, despite being somewhere in the neighborhood of "trashed."

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Postby TexasKowboy » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:10 pm

For a TightWad you sure are loose and according to Lush's wife a wee little fella also!
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ALright titey--

Postby MecosKing » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:41 pm

Well, i guess since the entire table will be conspiring via AIM and cell phones to bust Titeys azz as fast as possible, then im in. Ii wasnt sposed to say anything, but your a precocious little nipper, so you already figured it out im shure. In fact, you might as well know that i have arranged to have ATE play for me via sattellite,, so your situation is pretty much as hopeless as it comes.

Only problem is that my CPU has taken it upon itself to do this thing where it just randomly turns off for no discernable reason at all. Anyone have any ideas about the allin protection offered by FT for a tourney like this?

And kowboy, dont rag on tightie for his shortcomings it isnt nice. Get it ? SHORT comings? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! And in his defense, Lushs wife said, and i quote 'its okay..This aint my first rodeo, son.''
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Postby piersmajestyk » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:47 pm

I still don't see the tourny listed. It is for 9:00 EST correct.
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Postby TexasKowboy » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:01 pm

Sorry, Bub errrrrrrrrrrrr Shorty errrrrrrrrrrrrr TW for pointing out what Mrs. Lush already knows.
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Postby kingsalami » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:14 pm

i don't see the tournament set up. i emailed support at full titlt to see whats going on. it was supposed to be alll set up today. i just got home and founs out, so when they email me back i'll let you guys know whats going on. this sucks if they fucked this up.
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Postby Nortonesque » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:28 pm

No worries -- if they don't get it set up, we'll just have the first BTP HORSE ring game. Every 10 minutes we'll jump to a new table :)
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Postby starstealer » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:51 pm

hey - that was my suggestion last week...
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Postby TexasKowboy » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:56 pm

oh so norton is suggestionstealer

I am going to be checking back in a few.
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Postby Nortonesque » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:02 pm

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Postby briachek » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:18 pm

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Postby JDLush » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:26 pm

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