So a guy comes into your house, a friend of yours and says 'ive been hired to kill you. And business is business, but ive always liked you though, so id really rather not. But, since i was paid for it, we'll let the cards decide.'
He takes out a deck of cards and pulls out the 2 black aces and gives them to you. He then gives you a chip. He takes a chip as well and says 'now obviously whatever hand i have you will be a favorite over. Your chip represents your life, and mine is really just a proxy. They are both in the pot to start. IF you take a bad beat and my hand manages to win the pot, then i am sorry, but i have to kill you.'
He then gives you the deck and tells you to pick any two cards for his hand to consist of, and after you do that, the five cards will get dealt (Were playing HE here if you couldnt figure it out) and your fate will be thus decided.
What two cards are you going to give him?
STupid Poker Riddle
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STupid Poker Riddle
by MecosKing » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:48 pm
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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by Felonius_Monk » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:22 pm
I'd go with...
A[d] 9[s]
A[d] 9[s]
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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by MecosKing » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:44 pm
all right! MVP got it. See monkman, that there is why us yanks ended up havin to get away from the mother country, and subsequently establish a country so much greater than our predecessor, with enlightened leaders like george W and Bill clinton, and noble ventures like the war on terror, Somalia, Vietnam, and other assorted deba...i mean...noble ventures.
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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by Felonius_Monk » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:53 pm
I wasn't telling you the best EV answer, I was just telling you what I'd go with. I have around a 2.4% suicidal streak in my soul. So stop judging me!
You disgust me. I bet if I was a gay, black, Welsh, muslim woman it'd be even worse. I feel so abused.
You disgust me. I bet if I was a gay, black, Welsh, muslim woman it'd be even worse. I feel so abused.
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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by Felonius_Monk » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:54 pm
For a start, I'd be Welsh.
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Felonius_Monk - Semi Pro (B&M & Online)
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)... I went there a couple years ago... Cool castles, nice liquor, FAAAAAAAAAAAT women... 
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