So the bitch won't let me smoke. (Zip ties and Duct Tape)

[Marm]

So, the wife (bitch) decides to go and get all uppity on me. One of my few vices is cigars and pipes. I love them. I don't smoke cigarettes, no point in lung Cancer. The other cancers just need a little duct tape.

So she starts bitching about how she can't breathe, the dog's turning blue, etc etc. I have two windows in my den, so in the summer a decent cross wind will ventilate the room nicely.

BUT IT'S 12 FUCKING DEGREES OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.

One window is too big for a window fan and the other is too small. I originally had a $5 box fan that I modified to a similar piece of wood, but it was a $5 fan and it didn't last 8 months. And it was too weak cause the window I picked was the windward one, and gusts would just reverse the blades. Goddam walmart junk.

So I find this beaut at walmart on clearance. $15 for a $50 blower. Tite.

To this is what I got now:




This thing will suck the gonads off a bull it's so strong. Stuck the dog to the intake vent and she stuck. She wasn't happy.

[PkrKat]

[Marm]

That's the beauty of it.

She'll have to love it because I did it for her right??

Right?

[GreaterThanU]

[Beavis68]

[Marm]

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[Pok 7's]

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[PkrKat]

[Marm]