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There's a Hole in my Door and My Hand Is Bleeding

Postby T-Rod » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:03 pm

Because the city of Dallas seems to be determined to embarass me and break records for mediocrity.

Dallas Mavericks do what has NEVER been done before. They lose to the 8th seed in the opening round.

Dallas Cowboys do what has NEVER been done before (in this format 17-0) they lose as the #1 seed in the divisional round of the playoffs.

I'm not kidding about my hand. At least, I have health insurance.

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Postby k3nt » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:09 pm

I wish I could say I feel your pain, but I'm too stoked.

Packers get a home game instead of having to go to Dallas where Brett is 0-9... so sweet. :D

Dallas had every chance to win. Giants went three and out twice in a row in the 4th quarter. You can't ask for more than that.
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Postby T-Rod » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:18 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:19 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby ChaseThis » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:24 pm

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Postby Kuso » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:18 pm

wwcrd?

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Postby iceman5 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:36 pm

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Postby k3nt » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:41 pm

Clock management at the end of the half (and the game) is one thing that it seems like every NFL coach does badly. I think there's room for a Bill James type guy to nail down exactly how it should be done and make himself a name and a couple million bucks, and win his team an extra 1.5 games per season.
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Postby Rhound50 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:03 pm

Watching TO cry at the press conference was freakin priceless. I love the "I always have my quarterbacks backs." I think Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia might disagree with this. Its really just a shame that such a punk was gifted with such great talent.
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Postby iceman5 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:10 pm

As much as I hate Bellicheck, you will never see him screwing up clock management ot letting his team think they could just "mail it in" since they are the number 1seed and think they should just get handed the conference championship.

The Cowboys have been flat since they beat GB. It was like they decided they had already been crowned. I blame that on Phillips.
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Postby MecosKing » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:10 pm

:Pics of door+hand plz...
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Nortonesque » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:14 am

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Postby shamdonk » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:32 am

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


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Postby NorthView » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:32 am

I was expecting to see a flopped boat losing to runner runner quads at the very least.
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