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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:53 pm

I, Claudius... Robert Graves...
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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:25 pm

Well...Just started reading again since i wanna finish these horrible excuses for novels i have written over the years someday...and readin makes me wanna wrtie for some reason...

Currently reading 'Gogol, Collected works' ... The Overcoat is his most famous and its great, but The Nose is my personal favorite...its sorta reminiscent of the king missle song 'detachable penis', except the dood is some ruski, and its his nose hes missing one morning when he wakes up rather than his penis..

Also, "A right to die" by Rex Stout who imho is about the best mystery writer (technically) i have ever read (even though i am more partial to the Daschell Hammets and Raymond Chandlers for the obvious reason that them and thier protagonsists are stone cold alkies and tite noir guys...) its light reading, but i hate sloggin thru shit...(hemmingway ftw obv)

PS Nonfiction is for noobs...
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Postby RedBarracuda » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:05 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby black_knight6 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:24 pm

Dostoevsky FTW.
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Postby AlexMR » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:10 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Tyrannic » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:58 am

I had to read C&P this year. I hated it.........
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Postby black_knight6 » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:36 am

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:14 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby RedBarracuda » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:49 am

doodz.. you should read a couple of books by Iljf & Petrov.. they are like wow...
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(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby Zmej » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:04 am

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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Postby RedBarracuda » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:14 am

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:24 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby shamdonk » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:32 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:48 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby bigwheell » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:49 am

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