Yes, I finally won one.
The heads-up play between BetThePot5 and myself was a roller coaster ride.

Final Hand had me saying " Yes" when I saw his cards, "Fcuk" when the flop brought an ace, and "YES!!!" when the turn brought my 2 outer.


"PokerStars Game #1747697134: Tournament #8063379, Hold'em No Limit -
Level IX (300/600) - 2005/05/22 - 19:21:27 (ET)
Table '8063379 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: low_dough_tb (21444 in chips)
Seat 3: BetThePot5 (10056 in chips)
low_dough_tb: posts the ante 50
BetThePot5: posts the ante 50
low_dough_tb: posts small blind 300
BetThePot5: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to low_dough_tb
low_dough_tb: raises 1800 to 2400
BetThePot5: raises 7606 to 10006 and is all-in
low_dough_tb: calls 7606

*** FLOP ***

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***
BetThePot5: shows (two pair, Aces and Queens)
low_dough_tb: shows (three of a kind, Kings)

low_dough_tb collected 20112 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20112 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 2: low_dough_tb (button) (small blind) showed and won
(20112) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: BetThePot5 (big blind) showed and lost with two pair,
Aces and Queens

Edit: edited out the offensive railbird comments.