STAGE #378737196 TOURNEY ID 1057915 HOLDEM SINGLE TOURNAMENT NO LIMIT $25 - 2006-04-15 17:57:10 (ET)
Table: 6834543 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 1 - ALLOVERAGAIN ($1130 in chips)
Seat 2 - LOSER05 ($1920 in chips)
Seat 3 - SUPERUSER ($1090 in chips)
Seat 4 - JK4UMAYBE ($1205 in chips)
Seat 6 - HALWEE ($855 in chips)
Seat 7 - PAYMEDAMONEY ($3185 in chips)
Seat 8 - VIVA53 ($1340 in chips)
Seat 9 - CAYMANKING ($2775 in chips)

PAYMEDAMONEY - Posts small blind $25
VIVA53 - Posts big blind $50

*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PAYMEDAMONEY [3s]
CAYMANKING - Folds
ALLOVERAGAIN - Folds
LOSER05 - Calls $50
SUPERUSER - Folds
JK4UMAYBE - Folds
HALWEE - Folds
PAYMEDAMONEY - Calls $25 (Yeah, I'll limp for half a bet and a big stack with Q3 suited)
VIVA53 - Checks

*** FLOP *** [Td][Qd] (Pot $150)
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $100 (Take a stab)
VIVA53 - Folds
LOSER05 - Calls $100 (Uh, oh! He may have a better Q. Try to check it out or let it go.)

*** TURN *** (Pot $350)
PAYMEDAMONEY - Checks
LOSER05 - Bets $100
PAYMEDAMONEY - Calls $100 (Well I was gonna let you have it, but this is one weak ass bet.)

*** RIVER ***
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $150 (You ain't go no stinkin Queen, uhm, I don't think)
LOSER05 - Calls $150

*** SHOW DOWN ***
PAYMEDAMONEY - Shows [3s] (Three of a kind, queens)
LOSER05 - Mucks (but I saw [8d] in the HH for 2 pair.
PAYMEDAMONEY Collects $850 from main pot

------Aftermath..........
LOSER05 "LOL"
LOSER05 "Every single time!"


STAGE #378750366 TOURNEY ID 1057915 HOLDEM SINGLE TOURNAMENT NO LIMIT $100 - 2006-04-15 18:17:33 (ET)
Table: 6834543 (Real Money) Seat #9 is the dealer
Seat 3 - SUPERUSER ($1540 in chips)
Seat 7 - PAYMEDAMONEY ($4955 in chips)
Seat 8 - VIVA53 ($1855 in chips)
Seat 9 - CAYMANKING ($5150 in chips)

SUPERUSER - Posts small blind $100
PAYMEDAMONEY - Posts big blind $200

*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PAYMEDAMONEY [Ac]
VIVA53 - Folds
CAYMANKING - Folds
SUPERUSER - Calls $100
PAYMEDAMONEY - Checks (Free ride in the BB)

*** FLOP *** [Ad][9h]
SUPERUSER - Bets $200
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $600 to $600 (That's weak. Let's see if you really have anything. If you come back over the top I may or may not fold with a weak Ace)
SUPERUSER - Calls $400

*** TURN ***
SUPERUSER - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $800 (Think you might be on the flush draw.)
SUPERUSER - All-In $740
PAYMEDAMONEY - returned ($60) : not called

*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SUPERUSER - Shows [Tc] (Two Pair, aces and tens)
PAYMEDAMONEY - Shows [6h Ac] (Three of a kind, aces)
PAYMEDAMONEY Collects $3080 from main pot

--------Aftermath.............................
CAYMANKING: "gg"
PAYMEDAMONEY: "gg"
SUPERUSER; "**** YOU ***HOLE"
PAYMEDAMONEY: "Uhm, did you see the flop? Last time I'm polite."
PAYMEDAMONEY: "You checked the turn, you wanted a push."
PAYMEDAMONEY: "Like I was supposed to think 410, but gg still."

Just report them...I like it when their chat is cut off.

I think turning the chat off is +EV. Sure you might miss out on feuds and who is tilting or not, but you also get to focus on the POKER and not the incredibly inane dialogue.