I logged in to BTP this afternoon. The first post I read is from Kowboy, and he has this garrish Texas flag thing going on with his Avatar. I want Humpty Dumpty back! I think his Egg Champion money should be revoked.

Congrats, sempster, you just made me groan audibly. And considering that I'm the biggest cornball to walk the earth, that's an achievement!

-TW

Are we having omelettes?

Three guys were in basic training together. They started bragging about where they come from.

"In New York," one said, "the buildings are so tall planes can't fly over them." (Apologies, this was pre-911.)

"In Seattle," another said, "the trees are so tall birds can't fly to the top."

"Well," said the Texas boy, "we ain't got nothin' like that down in Texas. But I've got a cousin that's so well endowed that when he gets arroused, 19 crows can stand on it."

As my Daddy, says, first liar don't stand a chance.

They got over to the war and the bullets started to fly. The boy from New York says, "Boys, looks like we might not make it." They agreed it was all time for them to come to Jesus.

"In New York, the buildings are tall, but not that tall."
"In Seatle, the trees are tall, but not that tall."

They looked at the Texan.

"Ok, ok, I might have exaggerated a bit," he says. " My cousin is pretty big, and 19 crows can stand on it...but that 19th has to stand on one leg."


CJ

Like Zig Ziglar says, don't ever ask anyone if they are from Texas. If they are they will tell you, and if they aren't there is no reason to embarrass them.