Alright, wanksters, we're having another H.O.R.S.E. tourny tonight on FullTilt...the previous two have been a fun time, but it'd be a helluva lot more fun if we could get more than the BARE FUCK-ING MINIMUM to join.

SO, in yet another selfless effort to drum up interest, I will be offering...

A $50 BOUNTY ON MY OWN GOD-DAMNED HEAD!

That's more plucking money than the actual winner will get! JOIN UP! DO IT! OR I'LL BURN YOUR ALMA-MATER TO THE GROUND AND PLACE AN IRREVERSIBLE CURSE OF DEATH ON YOUR UNCLE! Mwommm....

"Mwommm", of course, is the sound most commonly associated with the placing of an irreversible curse of death on one's uncle.

-TW

Game on... $60 bucks to me if I knock you out eh...

Keep on dreamin', star-shanker.

-TW

just remember the first tourney...

Ermmmmm, you didn't knock me out of the first tournament...

Hey, remember that time I cracked your aces?

-TW

Hey remember that time that your set of nines got killed...

Damn! Not a day goes by that I don't remember.

Here's a question about that hand...did he have the trip tens before the river? I couldn't really tell, because at the show-down, Full-Tilt rearranges the cards from the order they were dealt...from the way it played out, I think I was ahead of him at some point, but who knows. Doesn't really matter, just curious.

-TW

Yeah he had them before hand. Here's the kicker about that hand -

I got away from aces in the hole and you lost most of your stack...

Well, I didn't feel that great about my nines to begin with (you raised in with an ace showing)...BUT, in all fairness, you must admit you'd open-raise with a lot of ace-door-card hands that did not, in fact, involve a pair of aces. There was a lot of aggressive stealing going on, so I decided to take a weak sort of stand by calling. I still probably should've waited for a better spot, though.

Of course, once I caught the third nine, there was no stopping my idiocy.

-TW

$50 dollar bounty. You're the man TW, i for one don't care about your "eccentric" sexual preferences as long as you keep drumming up business for the horse tourney. Well, i mean, i can't fathom why you'd want to make sweet love to a pig, or shove a small furry mammal up your nether regions, but who am i to judge.


Seriously, thanks for trying to help bring in players to the tourney.

As long as we're sweetening the deal, I'll kick in $15/$10/$5 for 1st/2nd/3rd (BTP members only tho).

And don't forget about the pretigious HORSE avatar either.

Just becasue your a the forum JackAss doesn't mean you can play HORSE!

Count me in!

Teh horse avatar is what its all about, that and knocking out tightie for a cool 50 bucks.

50 bucks!? Sweet! So...ummmmmm...who's posting the bounty?

-TW

Pay my way in and I'll play, win, and take your bounty

Nah, I'm kidding. But it really does sound like a fun time. As soon as I get a bankroll online again I'll come take the title.