at least they were sooooooted...
Right before I withdrew my money for the last time (a couple days ago), I had a similar hand... Limp in EP w/ AA... get 3 limpers... I forgot the guys name, so lets just call him "the worst Goddamn poker player in creation" for the sake of this post... Anyways, he raises, I reraise, he calls...
Flop Jxx rainbow... I bet out, "TWGPPIC" instantly goes all-in, like he already had it checked before I bet... I'm positive he's got AJ or something and call... he flips over J6, and I'm already counting this idiots chips in my pile as he pulls his runner runner flush... I usually try to hold my tongue, but I couldn't handle it, and simply typed "Congratulations, that was the worst play in the history of poker"... he has the balls to write back "I had top pair, stop whining..." I don't remember much of the rest of the night, as I blacked out after putting my head through my monitor...
I really think we should petition management to start a "Horrible beats by Party" category, and me and you can take turns being the moderator...