now please stop bending me over and ffs, reset my fucking doomswitch at Hollywood

Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
10 players


donky passive table.
Villain - 63 / 1 / 0.70......perfect conditions for runner runnerisms

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG folds, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, 5 folds, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: (4SB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, 2 folds.

Turn: (3BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 calls.

River: (9BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 caps, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 17BB
UTG+2 shows AC JH
Hero shows 9S 9D


Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
10 players


another donky passive table
Villain - 64 / 29 / 0.60.....again, perfect conditions for runner fucking runner

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG folds, Hero raises, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (12.5SB, 6 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 calls, CO folds, Button calls, BB calls.

Turn: (8.25BB, 4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls, 2 folds.

River: (10.25BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 raises, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 14.25BB
MP2 shows 8H JC
Hero shows AH AD


Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
10 players


and back to my original donky passive table.
Villain - 31 / 16 / 0.84....ok he had me all the way, but ffs, gimme a little bit of love here

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is BB with
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises, 7 folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (6.5SB, 3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (4.25BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls.

River: (6.25BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 10.25BB
UTG+1 shows AS AC
Hero shows JD JS


i cant figure it out at all.....over the last week, the 3/6 FR tables have become nothing more than a Gamblers Anonymous meeting place.
Dont get me wrong, im not complaining
i just cant figure out why....where in the hell have all these donks come from?

in other news, while i get pissed off at the exact moment of SD, that soon turns into a warm fuzzy feeling inside where i just know that once my ripped anus heals up, its gonna be lots of fun playing with these guys

has my self-destruct button finally been rendered useless???? tune into my next t33h pokery is rigged post for details......

In hand 1 cap every street always. Stone I think you are thinking about results too much here.