villain was a donkey's donkey. he had been down to 15bbs or so ($30) and somehow lucksack-mized his way up to $150. stone-cold read -- he calls with two pair or lower and bets/raises with any set or better regardless of what the board looks like (except for flush boards).

i saw this flop and shot my load. when he didn't raise me, i figured he had the 2pr rather than the str8... maybe a bare A2xx. i figured the turn bet would make him fold since 2pr can't seriously take that kind of heat. when he called, i figured one of us was getting quartered. the river comes, and i start to think it was going to be him. when he flipped over that trash, i just about cried. why couldn't the flush have gotten there? this guy was making bonehead plays like this all night, and i couldn't get his money.

Full Tilt Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $237.85
UTG+1: $50.60
MP1: $200
MP2: $200
MP3: $34.10
CO: $282.65
Button: $156.50
SB: $194.40
Kuso: $198

Pre-flop: (9 players) Kuso is BB with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Kuso checks.

Flop: ($12, 6 players)
SB checks, Kuso checks, UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, CO bets $6, Button calls, SB folds, Kuso raises to $36, 3 folds, Button calls.

Turn: ($90, 2 players)
Kuso bets $90, Button calls.

River: ($270, 2 players)
Kuso bets $32, Button calls all-in $28.5.
Uncalled bets: $3.5 returned to Kuso.

Results:
Final pot: $327
Button showed 9c 7h 5c Qc
Kuso showed 5s Ad Qd 2h

Verstanden.