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Postby Yliherra » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:29 am

I have 5 posts on 2+2, mostly some completely irrelevant 1-liners that no one should notice. Still, my 2+2 nick is the same that I have on Party and someone has taken the time to send me a PM.

From: *** (guy's name is really ***)

take it easy on the fish. There's no need to be rude to them to the point that they leave the table. Even if they are donks calling them that to their face doesn't do anyone any good.

good luck @ the tables.


Here is my reply, which I hope will make him terribly vexed.

When I talk to fish, it's all a part of an elaborate masterplan to make them tilt. Also usually the fish has been mouthing off to me first so he had it coming. I don't berate fish when they suck out on me, that's not gonna get anyone off their game. I just rub it in when their bad play doesn't work out. Most of the time when a fish leaves the table it's cause they run outta money not cause someone's not been nice to them. Also you should note that I don't make a distinction between regulars and fish (well to be honest, most of the regulars are fish to me) I berate everyone equally. I don't discriminate.
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:44 am

I like the way you think
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Postby Zmej » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:49 am

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:59 am

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Postby Zmej » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:21 am

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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Postby black_knight6 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:58 am

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Postby pokerzen » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:34 pm

<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby pokerzen » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:10 pm

<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby Yliherra » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:09 pm

Well I've managed to tilt several winning regulars at PP 200NL so bad that they stack off with 66 or AJ preflop, make retarded calls etc. combining aggro moves and table talk. I feel it enhances my game. I'm not really concerned with any sorts of ethical issues because I'm a mean and self-centered person when I play poker.
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Postby Tyrannic » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:53 pm

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Postby black_knight6 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:11 pm

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Postby tinodwg » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:27 am

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Postby k3nt » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:35 am

That is some funny sh*t Tyrannic.
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