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Postby emmasdad » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:52 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:57 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Emmasmom » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:58 pm

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:09 pm

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Postby SebQtaneus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:33 am

Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby NorthView » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:06 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:43 am

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Postby hard2tel » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:45 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby tommyhawk » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:46 am

I asked pokerstars for stickers to put on the items I bought with pokermoney. Washing machine, vacuumcleaner. couch, stereo etc..... They still don't have them. :P

Nice title...took me a while before I saw the Coach bag piece.
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Postby Twelver » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:55 am

thanks for all the advice guys, I am 100% sure that this is all a time commitment thing not an oh my god you do something illegal issue. She has no problem with the money I give her from poker.

Things will work out.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby gadzooks64 » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:11 am





"Typically, when there's nothing interesting to report at tournaments, we here at Wicked Chops Poker like to make things up." - Wicked Chops Poker
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Postby AlexMR » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:49 pm

I was going to call you a cheap bastard, twelver, but then you post saying that she enjoys the money you give her from poker. At that point I think you should listen to emmasmom because she might be having one of those moments that simply go beyond our (men) comprehension.

My family used to be really worried about me being on the computer for too long and not having a job in my profession, but about a year ago I started spending the everything I make and 2K/month is not little money here and now they are giving a break, specially my mother. Now the men in my family are unanimoously against me gettng a job. If they see the benefits of poker they usually back up...I dont know, maybe you ARE playing too much...are you?
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Twelver » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:37 pm

LOL Donkaments. A few gems from today so far.:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero (t4760)
CO (t2005)
Button (t8003)
SB (t2960)
BB (t2675)
UTG (t3387)
UTG+1 (t2750)
MP1 (t4010)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with [Kc], [Ks].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t200, MP1 calls t200, Hero raises to t1000, 4 folds, UTG+1 raises to t2750, MP1 folds, Hero calls t1750.

Flop: (t6000) [2d], [Ts], [3s] (2 players)

Turn: (t6000) [Jd] (2 players)

River: (t6000) [Qh] (2 players)

Final Pot: t6000

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qs Qc (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Kc Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t6000.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero (t4020)
Button (t3910)
SB (t7803)
BB (t850)
UTG (t2975)
UTG+1 (t2887)
MP1 (t6000)
MP2 (t3310)
MP3 (t700)

Preflop: Hero is CO with [As], [Qh].
4 folds, MP3 raises to t700, Hero raises to t2700, 3 folds.

Flop: (t3700) [6c], [Ac], [Kd] (2 players)

Turn: (t3700) [Jd] (2 players)

River: (t3700) [Qd] (2 players)

Final Pot: t3700

Results in white below:
MP3 has Ts 4s (straight, ace high).
Hero has As Qh (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t3700.



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG+1 (t1060)
MP1 (t1630)
MP2 (t2345)
MP3 (t775)
CO (t1515)
Button (t2855)
Hero (t1700)
BB (t1625)
UTG (t4125)

Preflop: Hero is SB with [Kh], [Ah].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, MP1 calls t30, 3 folds, Button calls t30, Hero raises to t150, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t120, MP1 folds, Button folds.

Flop: (t390) [4h], [Ac], [Kd] (2 players)
Hero bets t150, UTG+1 raises to t910, Hero calls t760.

Turn: (t2210) [Qc] (2 players)

River: (t2210) [8h] (2 players)

Final Pot: t2210

Results in white below:
Hero has Kh Ah (two pair, aces and kings).
UTG+1 has Jd Td (straight, ace high).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t2210.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:24 pm

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Postby Cactus Jack » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:07 pm

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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