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In Poker There Are Only Losers

Postby GreaterThanU » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:28 am

http://cbs.sportsline.com/columns/story/10250057


Gregg Doyel can holla at deez nuts.
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Postby emmasdad » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:15 am

That guy prides him self on being retarded.
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Postby kennyg » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:57 am

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Postby AlexMR » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:03 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Stoneburg » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:36 am

I don't get it, what's the big controversy?
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Postby pokerzen » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:08 am

It's been a well known fact for some time that all journalists are child-molesting meth abusers who often blow their entire paychecks on kiddy goat porn and have to resort to back alley ten dollar handjobs to keep up with their vicious and evil self-destruction. It's a really sad thing and which I don't think we should treat lightly as a community.

In all seriousness ... this guy really needs a reality check, but seeing as we all already know that ... I guess I'm just preaching to the choir.
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
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<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby Kuso » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:16 am

wwcrd?

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Postby Kuso » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:18 am

wwcrd?

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Postby emmasdad » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:18 am

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Postby Kuso » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:20 am

wwcrd?

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:33 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Pok 7's » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:55 pm

Funny how he refers to the people who lose their money gamblingand he always talks about how it winds up going to the casino...It mentions nothing about it being specifically lost specificly to playing poker. If casinos had it their way the'd much rather eliminate the majoirty of poker tables and replace the space with slots and other pit games.

Then talks about how amazingly all these people who lose money and lives are in dire times manage to scrape up 10K for a buy in without knowing how they get their hands on it... :roll: . Idiot... But then again it'sno secret that journalists love to report half truths and misinformation.
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Postby Schuster » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:57 pm

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Postby Kuso » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:02 pm

wwcrd?

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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:14 pm

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