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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:47 pm

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Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Twelver » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:49 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:57 am

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Postby Twelver » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:44 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Twelver » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:32 am

For those of you who say I always run good and blah blah blah, kiss my ass.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($372)
Hero ($459.50)
UTG ($331.55)
MP ($612.90)
CO ($471.50)
Button ($511.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Image, Image.
3 folds, Button raises to $16, 1 fold, Hero raises to $60, Button calls $44.

Flop: ($122) Image, Image, Image (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($122) Image (2 players)
Hero bets $100, Button raises to $225, Hero raises to $399.5, Button calls.

River: ($921) Image (2 players)

Final Pot: $921

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Button ($416.30)
SB ($1160.70)
BB ($402)
UTG ($99)
Hero ($400)
CO ($292.10)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Image, Image.
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, Button raises to $52, 2 folds, Hero raises to $195, Button raises to $416.3, Hero calls $205 (All-In).

Flop: ($806) Image, Image, Image (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($806) Image (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($806) Image (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $806




PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

UTG ($400)
MP ($641.50)
CO ($522.80)
Button ($568.10)
Hero ($531.60)
BB ($532.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Image, Image.
1 fold, MP calls $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, MP calls $20.

Flop: ($52) Image, Image, Image (2 players)
Hero bets $35, MP calls $35.

Turn: ($122) Image (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks.

River: ($122) Image (2 players)
Hero bets $65, MP raises to $130, Hero calls $65.

Final Pot: $382



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP ($492.05)
CO ($431)
Hero ($685)
SB ($462)
BB ($454.50)
UTG ($100)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Image, Image. UTG posts a blind of $4.
UTG (poster) checks, 1 fold, CO raises to $20, Hero calls $20, 2 folds, UTG folds.

Flop: ($50) Image, Image, Image (2 players)
CO bets $32, Hero calls $32.

Turn: ($114) Image (2 players)
CO bets $60, Hero raises to $180, CO calls $120.

River: ($474) Image (2 players)
CO bets $199 (All-In), Hero calls $199.

Final Pot: $872



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP ($537.15)
CO ($753.50)
Hero ($445.10)
SB ($525)
BB ($427.10)
UTG ($277.55)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Image, Image.
UTG calls $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, BB raises to $60, UTG folds, Hero calls $40.

Flop: ($126) Image, Image, Image (2 players)
BB bets $100, Hero calls $100.

Turn: ($326) Image (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $285.1 (All-In), BB calls $267.10 (All-In).

River: ($860.20) Image (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $860.20



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

CO ($775.50)
Button ($158.60)
SB ($400)
BB ($466.40)
Hero ($416)
MP ($382.40)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Image, Image.
Hero raises to $16, 3 folds, SB calls $14, 1 fold.

Flop: ($36) Image, Image, Image (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28, SB raises to $80, Hero calls $52.

Turn: ($196) Image (2 players)
SB bets $140, Hero raises to $320, SB calls $164 (All-In).

River: ($804) Image (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $804



AND THE BEST ONE OF THE NIGHT

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Hero ($415.60)
SB ($1081.35)
BB ($525.15)
UTG ($350.65)
MP ($479.20)
CO ($608)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Image, Image.
UTG calls $4, 2 folds, Hero calls $4, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($16) Image, Image, Image (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $8, Hero raises to $28, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $20.

Turn: ($72) Image (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $65, UTG calls $65.

River: ($202) Image (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $125, UTG raises to $253.65, Hero calls $128.65.

Final Pot: $709.30
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Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Xaston » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:26 am

Pre-emptive:

FUCK THAT

or

LOL DONKAMENTS
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Twelver » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:28 am

Holy fucking shit I am on such life tilt. Play so fucking good for 6 1/2 fucking hours only to get sucked out on in back to back hands holy motherfuckigpieceofdogshitmotherfuckingstupidassgaymotherfuckers


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby NorthView » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:23 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby SebQtaneus » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:37 am

I have the solution to your problems. You really needs to get better starting hands. I mean starting every fuggin hand with AA, KK, AK, AQ would get quite boring and lead to MANY horrible suckouts. I would stop playing those hands if only to just save yourself the mental anguish of losing with them. :P
Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby SebQtaneus » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:39 am

So did you win FTOPS 3 or what?
Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby Twelver » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:09 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby SebQtaneus » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:07 am

Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby Twelver » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:02 pm

How am I running lately you ask?
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($1096.30)
CO ($172.50)
Button ($394)
SB ($771.25)
BB ($1160.45)
UTG ($765.30)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Image, Image.
UTG raises to $16, Hero raises to $58, 3 folds, BB calls $54, UTG raises to $180, Hero calls $122, BB calls $122.

Flop: ($542) Image, Image, Image (3 players)
BB bets $236, UTG raises to $585.3, Hero raises to $331, BB calls $680.30.

Turn: ($2374.60) Image (3 players)

River: ($2374.60) Image (3 players)

Final Pot: $2374.60

Results in white below:
BB has 9d Td (straight, jack high).
UTG has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Hero has Kd Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: BB wins $2374.60.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:43 pm

Fold PF.
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Xaston » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:20 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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