I'm always down for a hooker to help my play but gotta go with a 40 oz of old e.
Ok seriously an 8 buy in slump is a bad one but I have seen worse and I have had a couple that long or longer. Party is a bitch, the players are so bad that this BS keeps happening and for some reason when it happens it goes in streaks, the suck outs seems to just keep coming. Keep your head up, stay positive, if you start wondering where the next bad beat is coming from its time to stop playing and take a break. We have all felt that way, kind of feels like watching a car acccident you see it coming and you cant stop it. Try playing at stars for a couple of days instead of party, sometimes that helps. Good luck