Okay, so between my current probably stomach cancer, combined w/ the fact that I can't win at poker and my business is going in the shitter, meaning I'll be givin out handjobs for sandwiches at bus stops around america to survive, I've decided just to end it all...
Whoever comes up w/ the coolest way for me to kill myself gets whatevers left of my br (which amounts to about 3 Yen)...
I started the poll, but need more help...
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO...
HELP ME KILL MYSELF...
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by MVPSPORTS » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:52 pm
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by Danhdan » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:37 pm
"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
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by MecosKing » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:46 pm
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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MecosKing - Juffins FTW
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by EscapePlan9 » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:50 pm
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by shamdonk » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:21 pm
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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by GodlikeRoy » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:39 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by Twelver » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:20 am
Just turn the stove on and sit and wait. It's not nearly as messy or painful as some of these other ideas.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by Rhound50 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:30 am
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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by RedBarracuda » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:32 am
(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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