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Postby Tatarana » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:06 pm

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:32 am

i lol'd.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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date back a little just to be funny.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:33 am

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Cause she's a woman
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Postby MecosKing » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:08 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:34 am

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Postby NorthView » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:56 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby MecosKing » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:00 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby shamdonk » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:17 am

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby Marm » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:28 am

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack." -Adam Morrow

I swear to God, next time I have to come back here, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weedwacker!
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Postby crazypony » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:36 pm

A guy goes to the doctor for his physical.


The doctor says, "You're going to have to stop masturbating"


The guy says "Why?"


The doctor says, "So I can examine you."

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Postby low dough » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:31 pm

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

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Postby antneye » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:51 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:53 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:06 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:09 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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