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Postby MecosKing » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:11 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:16 pm

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:17 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:21 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MecosKing » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:24 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby shamdonk » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:30 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:55 pm

LOL I never heard that one MK posted. That was awesome!

I recently read this story on 4chan. Here's proof that butts, poops, and farts are always funny:
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Postby k3nt » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:42 pm

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Postby Juskimo » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:43 am

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby Marm » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:57 am

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack." -Adam Morrow

I swear to God, next time I have to come back here, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weedwacker!
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Postby Marm » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:09 am

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack." -Adam Morrow

I swear to God, next time I have to come back here, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weedwacker!
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Postby JJSCOTT2 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:41 pm

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Postby antneye » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:42 pm

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Postby EscapePlan9 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:02 pm

Gay jokes are not my fav ones. They are not "EP9 humor". My favorite jokes tend to be dark (dead baby jokes rule), nerdy (computer or gaming related), or "non-jokes" (missing a punchline, unusual timings, etc).

An example:
Your mommas so fat, she tried to go on the Atkins diet but couldnt make it through the induction phase because her cravings for sweets and simple carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.
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Postby MecosKing » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:23 pm

MODS....

RACIST JOKE ALERT...BAN EVERYONE PLZ....CHUCK E CHEESES IS NO PLACE FOR RACISM...THX

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NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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