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Coolest way to kill myself...

Fly to Thailand and die of 100th degree syphillis
6
18%
Jumping off the Strat...
5
15%
Drowning myself in Matcha tea...
3
9%
Anally raped by a cactus
3
9%
Eat chickenwings till my cancerous stomach explodes...
0
No votes
Gambol kidneys away in Paigow...
5
15%
Recite Johnny Hughes poems till I swallow a bullet..
12
35%
 
Total votes : 34

Postby Pok 7's » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:38 am

Go out like a rock star, load up on drugs, booze, and hookers. Get high as a kite, bring your blood alchohol level up to like 6.0 and screw till there's no fluids left in your body and you wang is just spitting out air.

If the OD, alchohol poisioning, or dehydration doesn't do it... Sleep on your back and let your own vomit do the job. You know Led Zep, AC/DC style.
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Postby MecosKing » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:09 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Juffins FTW
 
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Postby NorthView » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:30 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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