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Postby Twelver » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:08 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:09 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:21 pm

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Postby antneye » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:27 pm

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Postby iceman5 » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:05 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:09 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:50 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby BadBeatMan » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:54 pm

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Postby Xaston » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:13 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:48 pm

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Postby shamdonk » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:57 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby MTPaid » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:32 pm

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Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby MecosKing » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:48 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MTPaid » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:57 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby bkholdem » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:00 pm

what the hell did he post?

If I post a link to a video or a DEA agent giving a lecture to a classroom full of kids about gun safety where he's saying

"This is a Glock 50, this is the gun that 50 cent, and so and so talk about" "I am proably the only one in this room qualified to handle this gun...BANG.... gun goes off... DEA agent hunches over in pain and starts limping because he just shot himself in the foot... right in front of all the kids he's lecturing on gun safety...

will I get banned?

2plus2 put me on a 24 hour ban for 'linktarding' for posting a link to that video yesterday (in Other Other Topics) and locked the thread. I posted it in the Politcs forum there and no one said Boo.

What did MVP post???
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