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Postby MecosKing » Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:59 pm

Sup poofters... Okay so like, ya know if you play live alot (this doesnt apply to half of BTP, but still, you hear the shit online i guess) that certain hands have names. Most are really stupid like 'Kojack' for King-Jack and like, Octo-crab for 83, and like Lobster-Trap for J9 (dont fucking ask me why its called that). Cowboys, Rockets, Ladies, Blahblah, all standard poofery which is far too ghey to use.

However, every once innawhile theres a tite one comes along.... and i heard a new one (thought id heardem all but parently not) onna table last nite, so figgered id make this thread to see if anyone else has any tite ones i can incorporate into teh vernacular, etc.

One i use is "Pocket Jews" (JJ), which i obv madeup when we used to runna homegame with a jew friend of mine (who actually lurks here).

The only lame one i ever use (and its pretty arcane cause i have almost never heard this) is referring to AK as "The walk to Houston" (or 'the walk') cause the idea (i guess) is you lost your cars pink slip inna hand when u held it, so now your walkin home to houston. I always liked that one.

But i recently heard JK off suite referred to as "The Pee Wee Herman." So i think that ones tite enuf to make the cut. And after that i started wondering if theres other tite ones like that that I never heard. Sooooooo.... Anyone know anyother tite ones? GOGOGOGOGOGO
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:30 pm

You're a fat stupid mexican.

...that's what I call K8 offsuit.
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Postby AlexMR » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:59 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby antneye » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:08 am

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Postby RedBarracuda » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:01 am

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Postby Johnny Hughes » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:34 am

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Postby pokerzen » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:48 am

I always get a little kick out of 2 pair "Jackson Fives" ... for some reason I never expect it, always murmur it out loud, and then laugh.

I'm lame.
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Postby shamdonk » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:35 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


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Postby MecosKing » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:49 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby GreaterThanU » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:08 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:35 pm

Its not a specific hand but

AA vs [Ah] K on a A [Kh] [4h], will forever be called the LOL@MK hand
56 is also known as the LOL@12er hand
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Postby MecosKing » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:21 pm

67 IS THE 12ER HAND NOOB...

KK mucking to another KK after a flop raise on an underboard shall hereby be known as the LOL@Rhound hand...
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:37 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby low dough » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:08 pm

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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