Hand names

by **MecosKing** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:59 pm

Sup poofters... Okay so like, ya know if you play live alot (this doesnt apply to half of BTP, but still, you hear the shit online i guess) that certain hands have names. Most are really stupid like 'Kojack' for King-Jack and like, Octo-crab for 83, and like Lobster-Trap for J9 (dont fucking ask me why its called that). Cowboys, Rockets, Ladies, Blahblah, all standard poofery which is far too ghey to use.

However, every once innawhile theres a tite one comes along.... and i heard a new one (thought id heardem all but parently not) onna table last nite, so figgered id make this thread to see if anyone else has any tite ones i can incorporate into teh vernacular, etc.

One i use is "Pocket Jews" (JJ), which i obv madeup when we used to runna homegame with a jew friend of mine (who actually lurks here).

The only lame one i ever use (and its pretty arcane cause i have almost never heard this) is referring to AK as "The walk to Houston" (or 'the walk') cause the idea (i guess) is you lost your cars pink slip inna hand when u held it, so now your walkin home to houston. I always liked that one.

But i recently heard JK off suite referred to as "The Pee Wee Herman." So i think that ones tite enuf to make the cut. And after that i started wondering if theres other tite ones like that that I never heard. Sooooooo.... Anyone know anyother tite ones? GOGOGOGOGOGO

by **Dumb Snowman** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:30 pm

You're a fat stupid mexican.

...that's what I call K8 offsuit.

by **AlexMR** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:59 pm

by **antneye** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:08 am

by **RedBarracuda** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:01 am

by **Johnny Hughes** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:34 am

by **pokerzen** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:48 am

I always get a little kick out of 2 pair "Jackson Fives" ... for some reason I never expect it, always murmur it out loud, and then laugh.

I'm lame.

by **shamdonk** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:35 pm

by **MecosKing** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:49 pm

by **GreaterThanU** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:08 pm

= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_Troy

by **Rhound50** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:35 pm

Its not a specific hand but

AA vs [Ah]

K on a A

, will forever be called the LOL@MK hand
56 is also known as the LOL@12er hand

by **MecosKing** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:21 pm

67 IS THE 12ER HAND NOOB...

KK mucking to another KK after a flop raise on an underboard shall hereby be known as the LOL@Rhound hand...

by **Rhound50** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:37 pm

by **low dough** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:08 pm

by **Pok 7's** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:27 pm

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