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Postby JJSCOTT2 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:52 am

.........this is just like OJ, except OJ didn't do it. And Michael Jackson isn't black. And he wasn't actually accused of killing anybody.

What do people think?
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Postby kingsalami » Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:01 am

oj didn't do it????? you've got to be kidding right?
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Postby JJSCOTT2 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:41 am

Lol, I like OJ, mostly because the dude has basically got the greatest life ever, he's prohibited from working lest the money go directly to those money sucking bastards the Browns, and he plays golf every day. What a life.
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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:27 am

Oj was found not guilty, from there to saying he didnt do it is quite a jump. OJ is guilty as sin, just proves that in California the color of your skin doesnt matter when buying your freedom. As much fun as it would be to play golf everyday, I dont see how you can call someone money sucking bastards, the guy killed their daughter. OJ is a slimy POS, he was a great football player, I dont see how that makes him less of a POS, than anyone else that kills their wife.

As for Michael Jackson, the man is sick and twisted, but what the hell were the parents of this kid thinking? He has already been accused of molesting young boys, so you let you kid sleep in his bed. I put the over/under at 5 years before Michael is charged with molesting another kid.
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Postby JJSCOTT2 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:00 am

Alright, I didn't mean to start some kind of argument although maybe starting a post entitled "Michael Jackson" wasn't my greatest stroke of genius. Originally when I said "OJ didn't do it" I was half joking. Sure it's pretty likely that he killed her, and sure it's a fallacy of justice that one's lawyer can determine his fate. But it's also a fault of the legal system that a person can be not guilty and legally responsible at the same time by some strange Beyond a resonable doubt/ Preponderance of evidence ratio that basically makes no sense. So in order to secure your freedom, the jury has to be less than 100% sure that you did it, but in order to secure your life as you know it, they only have to be less than 50% sure you did it, it makes no sense. Don't mind me, I just hate the legal system, I've been screwed by it enough times.
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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:21 am

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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:35 am

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Postby iceman5 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:53 am

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Postby Nashvegas » Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:02 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:11 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
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NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
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Postby JJSCOTT2 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:57 pm

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Postby kennyg » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:05 pm

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:17 pm

For what it's worth, I don't like the guy or his overrated, badly-produced schlick 80s disco crap music, but I've never believed he was a child molester or that he was necessarily a bad man, just quite tragic i think. Although Ice, I guess, has a lot more knowledge about this area than anyone here.

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Postby iceman5 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:43 pm

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