Saw the 1st and 2nd Resident Evil movies today. Pretty good for what they're meant to be I guess. We enjoyed them anyway. Maybe go see the 3rd one at the theater tonight.

Dickhead neighbor called the cops on me the other day. Complained about a "fire hazard" I had in my yard. Sure I had a pile of branches from when I cut down my apple trees this past spring, but the pile was neat and not anywhere near his yard. (Or anyone else's yard for that matter) This is the 2nd time he's done this. First time was about 3 years ago. This time I'd been waiting for cool wet weather to burn them. Why the fuck can't he just say something to me about his concerns instead of siccing the cops on me? Some people just have to be assholes I guess. Well, this time, I aint gonna sit back and take it. Since he can't keep from fukkin with me, I'ma do some fukkin of my own with him. Anyone got any good ideas for messing with him that can't/won't get me in deep shit with the cops?

Some of my ideas so far:
1. Put a 30 day hold on his mail. Keep doing so every couple of months.
2. Put a change of address in on his mail and forward it to the nearest gay bar.
3. Spray his yard with roundup in the shape of the word "ASSHOLE"
4. Start a really smelly compost pile in the back corner of my yard next to his fence where I won't smell it but he will.
5. Call various services pretending to be him, i.e. Cable, water, electricity, and request them shut off.

Anybody got any good ones I didn't think of? This guy needs fukkin with since he doesn't have the guts to just ask me about my property.

Decided I would play a late night session to start Sunday off right. I was kicking myself for my bright ideas about 5 minutes later. For about the first 570 hands this was not a fun session AT ALL! Everytime I got QQ or KK, I managed to run it into a higher PP. From hand 571 to the end of session, the world came back into focus. Whew! The 3 hands that got me back to the surface are below the graphs. Took my money off the tables before giving god a chance to change his mind. I'd rather get some sleep.







$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($50.70)
UTG 1 ($28.50)
Hero ($27.80)
BTN ($45.40)
SB ($24.75)
BB ($24.95)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO [Ad]
2 folds, UTG 1 raises to $1, Hero raises to $2.5, 2 folds, BB calls $2.25, UTG 1 calls $1.5

Flop: [Ah][Jc] ($7.6, 2 players) For the luv of god, PLEAZE let this guy have AJ!!!
BB checks, UTG 1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.6, 2 players)
BB bets $4.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $4.25 Did a nice long online acting job before making the call of course.

River: ($16.1, 1 players)
BB bets $16.1, Hero goes all-in $21.05, BB folds WTF!!! He folds when all he has left in his stack is $2??!!!!

Final Pot: $48.30

Hero wins $50.85 ( won $23.05 )
BB lost -$22.85
UTG 1 lost -$2.50






$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($18.55)
UTG 1 ($26.05)
Hero ($26.45)
BTN ($47.35)
SB ($27.40)
BB ($58.95)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO [Ks]
1 fold, UTG 1 raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $2.5, 3 folds, UTG 1 calls $1.65

Flop: [5h][2s] ($5.35, 2 players)
UTG 1 checks, Hero bets $3, UTG 1 calls $3

Turn: ($11.35, 2 players)
UTG 1 checks, Hero bets $6.5, UTG 1 goes all-in $20.55, Hero calls $14.05

River: ($52.45, 2 players)

Final Pot: $52.45
UTG 1 shows: [Ah]
Hero shows: [Ks]

Hero wins $49.85 ( won $23.8 )
UTG 1 lost -$26.05




The CO in this hand was playing 80% vpip and open pushing anytime he got a PP or AK. Just bided my time and luckily he still had a lot of money left when I caught something to play back at him with. He had just had KK the hand before this one.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($49.85)
UTG 1 ($43.50)
CO ($33.15)
BTN ($38.65)
SB ($36.20)
BB ($25.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is UTG [Qs]
UTG 1 says "nh", Hero raises to $0.85, CO says "ty", UTG 1 calls $0.85, CO goes all-in $33.15, 1 fold, CO says "you should see this one", 2 folds, Hero goes all-in $49.85, UTG 1 folds, CO says "LOL"

Flop: [7h][5h] ($84.2, 2 players)
SB says "NICE"

Turn: ($84.2, 2 players)
CO says "6!"

River: ($84.2, 2 players)
CO says "gg"

Final Pot: $67.50
CO shows: [6h]
Hero shows: [Qs]

Hero wins $81.2 ( won $31.35 )
UTG 1 lost -$0.85
CO lost -$33.15


I was looking at the summary page in PT for all the hands I've either played or datamined since starting this NL25 6max learning project, and of all the players with at least 1k hands played, only 3 have a higher ptbb/100 than I do. And mine is after almost 10k hands. I hope this means I am well on my way to beating this level so I can move up to the 50's after about 25k hands or when the BR is safely over rolled for that level.

raise more preflop in hand 1, bet more on the turn in hand 2

Didn't play very much today. Just a short 321 hand session before bed. No allins or anything truly exciting. Just a bunch of position play and CB's. Did manage to win a little though and that's better than losing any day of the week.
I did play some Black Jack at Absolute because I was bored and they gave me some free money for not playing there in a long time. I ran it up to $60 and called it quits then used a little of that to play a couple cheap tournies which I did not cash in.
The learning 6max project has technically been going for a month now but I'm going to wait for the end of October for the "official" record so that I'm in time with the calendar.
As always here are the graphs and stats.


Wow! A whole session played almost entirely above the 0 line. Talk about your rarities!



Finally eclipsed the 10k hand mark although this graph doesn't really show it unless you read carefully.



This graph seems a little weird to me. I'm guessing it looks this way because I won almost all of my pots without having to go to showdown.



Guess I'm still running good if this is correct.


Project Stats:
30 days
10261 hands
20.81 / 11.54 / 1.7
6.68 ptbb/100
+$343.00 in winnings
+$70.87 in RB (another 1.38 ptbb/100)
for a project total of +$413.87
for a project total of 8.06 ptbb/100

Had to go birthday shopping for my oldest daughter tonight (definitely gonna be -EV) so didn't get in as many hands as I would liked. 490 hand session which I started out by playing HORRIBLY and of course had to spend the rest of the session waiting for those hands that allow me to claw my way back up. Fortunately they usually come sooner or later.




Still going in a nice generally upward direction.



Ugh. I hate seeing that green line below the red one. At least it didn't stay there.



Not really sure I understand this graph afterall. With the green and red lines pretty much in agreement as to what my winnings are and should be, for some reason the blue line keeps getting higher and higher above them. I would think that if this meant I was running way better than I should, then my green line would be way above the red one. I don't understand.


Project Stats:
30 days
10751 hands
20.86 / 11.71 / 1.71
6.46 ptbb/100
+$347.60 in winnings
+$73.90 in RB (another 1.37 ptbb/100)
for a project total of +$421.50
for a project total of 7.84 ptbb/100


Ugh. Not only is this NOT the way you want to start out a session, but it could very well be the worst hand I have played since I started this 6max deal. I'm awful and I know it so don't even bother ragging on me about this one.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($43.00)
CO ($4.85)
BTN ($29.20)
Hero ($23.30)
BB ($25.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is SB [Kh]
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $2.8, BB raises to $9, BTN folds, Hero calls $6.2

Flop: [2d][Ts] ($18.85, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB goes all-in $16, Hero calls $14.3

Turn: ($49.15, 2 players)

River: ($49.15, 2 players)

Final Pot: $47.45
Hero shows: [Kh]
BB shows: [Ad]

BB wins $46.8 ( won $21.8 )
BTN lost -$0.85
Hero lost -$23.30
_______________________________________________________

This was a misclick call from the SB. Turned out ok though. But check out what he was raising with PF and then calling down with after the flop. LOLOLOLOL. He just made my buddy list.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($10.95)
UTG 1 ($12.20)
CO ($23.75)
BTN ($7.05)
Hero ($24.75)
BB ($17.90)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is SB [7h]
UTG raises to $0.85, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: [4h][Ts] ($1.95, 2 players)
Hero bets $1.25, UTG calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.45, 2 players)
Hero bets $2.5, UTG raises to $5, Hero raises to $12.5, UTG calls $3.85

River: ($25.8, 2 players)

Final Pot: $22.15
UTG shows: [4d]
Hero shows: [7h]

Hero wins $24.7 ( won $10.1 )
UTG lost -$10.95
____________________________________________________

Sometimes AA is good enough. Damn I was hating having to make that flop call, but this dude had been pissing me off by floating (is this the correct term for calling every PFR and CB that I make?) me time and time again so I finally decided I was gonna see a SD with him and this seemed like the hand to do it.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($28.20)
Hero ($9.95)
CO ($62.00)
BTN ($39.00)
SB ($24.75)
BB ($25.70)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is UTG 1 [As]
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, CO calls $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.6

Flop: [Kd][Td] ($3.4, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $3.4, CO raises to $10.75, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls $5.7

Turn: ($23.25, 2 players)

River: ($23.25, 2 players)

Final Pot: $21.60
Hero shows: [As]
CO shows: [Kc]

Hero wins $20.55 ( won $10.6 )
CO wins $1.65 ( lost -$9.95 )
BB lost -$0.85
CO lost -$9.95
SB lost -$0.85
___________________________________________________


Sucking out on people like this gives me wood.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($27.65)
UTG 1 ($1.35)
Hero ($41.80)
BTN ($17.35)
SB ($14.80)
BB ($11.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO [9c]
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.6

Flop: [8d][Qc] ($2.55, 3 players) Why did I not bet this flop when checked to me? Cuz I suck I guess.
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($2.55, 3 players) Fuck you and your minbet/smoothcall with the nutz! I got 4 outs and I plan on hitting them!
SB bets $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.3, SB calls $3.05

River: ($9.15, 2 players)BOOMSHACKALACKA!!!! Take that you minbetting fag!!!
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $9.5, SB calls $8.5

Final Pot: $28.15
SB shows: [Jc]
Hero shows: [9c]

Hero wins $26.75 ( won $13.1 )
SB lost -$13.65
BB lost -$0.85
_______________________________________________________

I feel like I shoulda raised the turn or river but I think I actually got more money out him the way I played it than I would have had I been more aggressive.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($26.30)
UTG 1 ($37.60)
Hero ($26.95)
BTN ($28.15)
SB ($22.15)
BB ($13.60)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO [Kc]
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 2 folds, BB calls $0.6

Flop: [Ts][6d] ($1.8, 2 players)
BB bets $0.75, Hero raises to $4.05, BB calls $3.3

Turn: ($9.9, 2 players)
BB bets $2.25, Hero calls $2.25

River: ($14.4, 2 players)
BB bets $2.5, Hero calls $2.5

Final Pot: $19.40
Hero shows: [Kc]
BB shows: [Ad]

Hero wins $18.45 ( won $8.8 )
BB lost -$9.65
_______________________________________________________

Villain in this hand had been reraising me EVERY TIME I bet or raised. I'd had enough of it.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($9.75)
Hero ($27.50)
BTN ($24.05)
SB ($24.75)
BB ($26.40)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is CO [Jc]
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.1, BTN raises to $3.9, 2 folds, UTG folds, Hero goes all-in $27.5, BTN calls $20.15

Flop: [6h][3d] ($52.15, 2 players)

Turn: ($52.15, 2 players)

River: ($52.15, 2 players)

Final Pot: $48.70
Hero shows: [Jc]
BTN shows: [Ks]

Hero wins $49.75 ( won $22.25 )
UTG lost -$0.25
BTN lost -$24.05

Once again I didn't get to play as many hands tonight as I had hoped with the end of month almost here. Had to go to dinner with the in-laws, Bail out a friend with bad internet connection, yada yada yada. So I only got in 797 hands. But I suppose it was all for the best because right up until the very last hand of the night I ran like ass for the most part. When I finally won a hand to put me back above even for the night, I didn't look a gift horse in the mouth. I took my small win and ran.



The steady upward climb I had going seems to be flattening out a little bit for the moment. Hopefully that changes again and I start shooting up. (lol, that kinda sounded like I'm a dope user)



Sklansky was kickin my ass all night long til right at the very end.




The thing I really like about this graph is that all 3 lines are above the 10 buyin mark for the month. I'm not sure I can remember the last +10 buyin month I've had. Or a month where I played so many hands either. Still running good overall.




Project Stats:
31 days
11548 hands
20.79 / 11.73 / 1.72
6.18 ptbb/100
+$356.65 in winnings
+$79.38 in RB (another 1.37 ptbb/100)
for a project total of +$436.03
for a project total of 7.55 ptbb/100


This is the hand that got me out of the hole for the night.
$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($15.95)
UTG 1 ($22.35)
CO ($55.95)
BTN ($16.45)
SB ($24.50)
Hero ($37.10)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BB [Qd]
UTG raises to $0.5, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.5, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: [8s][9d] ($1.6, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($1.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $1.6, UTG calls $1.6, BTN calls $1.6

River: ($6.4, 3 players)
Hero bets $6.4, UTG goes all-in $13.85, BTN calls $13.85, Hero calls $7.45

Final Pot: $47.95
UTG shows: [Jh]
BTN shows: [6h]
Hero shows: [Qd]

Hero wins $45.6 ( won $29.65 )
UTG lost -$15.95
BTN lost -$15.95

Even though it was only at NL25, this last month has DEFINITELY been one of the most satisfying months I've ever had with online poker. I can't remember running so consistently well over an entire month since I started doing this about 2-3 years ago. It has helped my psyche out tremendously. I can only hope the good run continues for a long time and that any losing streaks I am sure to have are short. Hell, I even won at online BJ this month!

Anyway, I only played a very short (but profitable) 198 hand session tonight because I wanted to actually play on the last day of my 1st month of this NL25 6max learning project. Well, actually it was also because I wanted an excuse to go back in the office instead of answering the door for the stupid trick or treaters.
Happily, this session really took me out on a high note for the month! Gotta love these graphs!







YES!!!! I eclipsed the +16 buyins mark for the month!!! Throw in RB and I'm actually over +19 buyins!!! WOOT!!!




Still not sure I am fully understanding all that these graphs probably give info wise, but they sure looks good to me!!!







$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($16.05)
CO ($10.35)
BTN ($24.30)
Hero ($28.50)
BB ($25.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is SB [Ks]
UTG calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, UTG calls $1, CO calls $1

Flop: [8h][6h] ($4, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks This guy (UTG)NEVER folds to a CB which is why I didnt make one this time when I whiffed the flop.

Turn: ($4, 3 players)
Hero bets $4, UTG calls $4, 1 fold

River: ($12, 2 players)
Hero bets $8.25, UTG goes all-in $10.8, Hero calls $2.55

Final Pot: $33.60
UTG shows: [Kh]
Hero shows: [Ks]

Hero wins $31.95 ( won $15.9 )
UTG lost -$16.05
CO lost -$1.25
__________________________________________________________________



$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($33.80)
BTN ($11.40)
SB ($9.95)
BB ($3.70)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 4 players) Hero is CO [Ac] Here I was actually IN position and ready to make the CB.
Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: [Ah][5s] ($1.95, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.95, SB calls $1.95

Turn: ($5.85, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB goes all-in $7.15, Hero calls $2.15

River: ($20.15, 2 players)

Final Pot: $20.15
SB shows: [Ad]
Hero shows: [Ac]

Hero wins $19.15 ( won $9.2 )
SB lost -$9.95
_________________________________________________________________

Just keep in mind that graph is saying you are running about $400 or 16 buyins higher than you should be through 12k hands. You are running insanely hot right now.

im assuming that the poker EV graphs run off of PT databases correct?