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Barry Shulman's Gay-Ass Book

Postby TightWad » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:14 am

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Postby scarface » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:35 am

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Postby kingsalami » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:51 am

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo f*cking jet in that.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:04 pm

All I can say is THANK HOLY FUCK FOR CARDPLAYER, WSOP and every other piece of toilet-paper publication/medium that totally misses the point whilst being aimed at "serious" poker players. The number of semi-interested (semi-clueless) players who come to the tables in whole or in part thanks to the dodgy editting of WSOP broadcasts that show Hansen pushing all in with 56s and Cardplayer articles about Negreanu winning $1,907,843.91 in some tourney.

On the other hand, the only reason I'd ever want a copy of Shulman's piece of shit book is if I had a very wobbly table. Well, probably not even then... as I imagine it'll be approximately the width of tightwad's near-microscopic manhood, you'd probably only satiate any desires of non-table-wobbliness with Shulman's work if you live in a dollhouse.

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:55 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
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Postby Cactus Jack » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:35 am

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby TightWad » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:44 am

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:23 pm

He was the 6th Village Person. Used to dress as a cocktail waitress, though they kicked him out just before they got big because of his bizarre prediliction for boiled clams.

Smart guy though.
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Postby TexasKowboy » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:31 pm

Yeah and he was one of the cute ones too!
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Postby WildBillHickok » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:11 pm

Where can i send my $35.99??

I feel i can increase my profits now from reading tip #2 TW... thanks...
Tip #5...can you go into more detail on how to get this, unknown to me, "quads" hand you speak of? which starting selection of hands will enable me to hit this more frequently? TY

(can't believe you're giving these tips out for free! :shock: ...are there more like these in your book? )
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Postby TightWad » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:19 pm

Bill,

Try not to focus on tip #2 too much right now. Playing the nuts on the river is an EXTREMELY advanced concept, and neophytes like yourself are advised to exercise caution until you develop at least another 15-20 years of experience.

Tip #5: "Quads" is defined as two pair, where both pair are the same denomination. It's a fairly strong hand that you're encouraged to usually go to the showdown with. After playing tens of thousands of hands, I will share with you my current data on the quads issue. (1) Pocket pairs 66 and higher are exponetially more likely to hit quads than pairs 22-44. I'm not sure what the particular exponent is, but whatever. 55 does not, in fact, ever hit quads...but it hits a lot more "sets" than other pocket pairs. Now, if you're starting with 2 unpaired cards, I have mathematical PROOF that your odds of hitting quads are about 7.36:1. Even though it doesn't actually happen nearly that often, I'm dead certain my math is right on this one.

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Postby striker2550 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:08 pm

TW,

When quads are on the board, is it advisable to bet out representing 5 of a kind?
I do not think, therefore I am not.
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Postby TightWad » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:11 pm

Strikester,

It's a tempting play to try and pull, and I've tried many times. What I've learned is this: most of the fish present at the 2000/4000 games I usually play simply WILL NOT give you credit for 5 of a kind. Better to wait until you have the goods and then punish them.

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