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Postby Pok 7's » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:23 pm

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Postby NorthView » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:27 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:30 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:41 pm

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Postby Juskimo » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:46 pm

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby NorthView » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:48 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:03 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby MecosKing » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:50 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby BadBeatMan » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:14 pm

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Postby Kara » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:18 am

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Postby EscapePlan9 » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:09 pm

Well hey, Ms fakes orgasms. Here's a tip for you: if you want the guy to better please you, where you can have an actual orgasm, take the initiative. Tell him what he needs to do. Faking orgasms only leads to you having worse sex in the end.
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Postby NorthView » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:43 pm

Yah. And what makes Ms think she doesn't fumble around like a moron without much of a clue how to turn a guy on?
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
==================================================================

[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Pok 7's » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:50 pm

I've faked it before...... I just moaned and spat on her lower back a few times
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Postby Beavis68 » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:50 pm

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Postby low dough » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:37 pm

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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