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Postby Ojingo » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:53 pm

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Postby Spank_her_Pair » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:05 am

Best thread ever.

I use to listen to Loveline on the radio alot. So I find myself pretty well informed on the subject assuming Dr. Drew knows what he is talking about. First of all most (~80%) of women can NOT achieve orgasm from just vaginal stimulation. Varying degrees of clitoral stimulation are necessary depending on the specific woman. To generalize. Some women (20%) can get off from just sex. Most can get off from oral and/or toys. And then small percentage are on the extremes of the spectrum. There are multi-orgasmic chics where if you just look at their vagina they get off; while other women need a custom sybian sex machine. This is just looking at it biologically, there is also emotional components that come into play. But who cares about that part.
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Postby Proplayer44 » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:32 am

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Postby Twelver » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:36 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:55 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Kara » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:22 pm

I don't think it's that ~80% of women can't get off through vaginal stimulation, I think its that more than 80% of guys can't do it right. I didn't think it was possible til one guy came along and i was like DAMN WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING ALL THIS TIME.

I never have to fake it anymore, I have good sex and if I don't, I make sure to let em know I ain't hanging around til it improves.
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:48 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MecosKing » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:30 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Kara » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:38 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:45 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Kara » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:02 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:12 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby GreaterThanU » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:35 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
<btpBot> EscPlan9: The outlook is good.
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Postby MBuckler » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:53 pm

im tempted to have my woman read this thread
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Postby emmasdad » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:23 pm

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