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Postby Rhound50 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:39 pm

Well since I just read through this whole thing let me start off by saying LOL@ALEXMR, have you ever been with a real woman before? I have never been with a womans who's tits get hard when she has an orgasm. Alex I think it might have been a dude flexing his pecks, when the "girl" is named Dave and "she" a pronounced atoms apple sticking out it is not a chick.
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Postby MecosKing » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:54 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Postby GreaterThanU » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:48 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
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Postby Rhound50 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:24 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:26 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:28 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:07 pm

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Postby NorthView » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:25 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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Postby RedBarracuda » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:31 pm

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(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:00 am

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Xaston » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:35 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Xaston » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:51 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Nortonesque » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:52 pm

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