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Postby Xaston » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:54 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Twelver » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:01 pm

PkrKat,

I am the one who called Kara a whore and I am one of the ones who gets it on a regular basis as I am married.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby NorthView » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:05 pm

I also voiced the opinion that Kara's a whore, and I am also getting my rocks off regularly with the missus, thanks very much - so much for that theory.

Having launched a blast at the males on this forum, I feel honour bound to point out that Pkrkat appears to be in denial of the fact that "nice" guys rarely get the girl.

Actually, I have some sympathy with her predicament - it's a tricky one for women to come to terms with, as it involves admitting that being undermined (in an appropriate way, of course) turns them on - but there you go, that's the way it is.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:26 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby PkrKat » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:54 pm

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Postby PkrKat » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:03 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:13 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby GreaterThanU » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:38 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
<btpBot> EscPlan9: The outlook is good.
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Postby RedBarracuda » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:46 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:18 pm

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Postby NorthView » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:49 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:53 am

I would first like to call BS at the idea of either H2T or 12er getting any on a consistent basis. H2T can barely talk to guys, 12er is married.

I don't think Kara is a whore, sex is a fun thing enjoy it. Most of the people on this site would trade a kidney for the ability to have sex with multiple partners without having to pay for it. I also think that when she posted in this thread she knew, that people were going to give her a hard time about it. Poker players are a weird bunch, we bash the people we like and ignore the people we don't.

Lastly and most importantly we have hijacked this thread from where it should be directed which is an LOL@ALEXMR.

My GF read this and she echo's the LOL@ALEX.
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Postby MecosKing » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:20 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby RedBarracuda » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:29 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby Kara » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:56 am

Alright, so I've been MIA for a few days and see that this post has been gone a little astray. I don't think I have ever been offended by any of the guys comments on here when it comes to my sexual nature.

More than half don't know me at all. The half that I talk to a lot, it's no wonder why they'd call me a whore. And the ones that know me fairly well, well it seems like they're the ones who say I'm a whore the most. So who knows.

To set the record straight - In 2006, I jokingly said my New Years Resolution was to double the amount of people I had slept with. I had slept with four guys at the time. In 2006, I only slept with two. In 2007, I slept with an additional 2.


I am obviously very open about my sex life. I am a sexual person and the only reason I even posted here, was cause MK IMed me to ask me to look at what a fucking n00b Alex was, just like most of the rest of us are doing.

Whatever, call me a whore or don't. I take no offense to it whatsoever. It's hard to take offense to just about anything when your best friends with someone like Xas. I like having sex, if most of you could live the life like me, I'm sure you would too. I'm just trying to get mine.
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