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Postby NorthView » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:00 pm

What? I feel shortchanged by these revelations of a completely normal sex life. I thought I'd read somewhere that you'd slept with most of an American football team?
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby PkrKat » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:23 pm

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Postby Kara » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:27 pm

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Postby Xaston » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:00 pm

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Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby GreaterThanU » Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:16 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
<btpBot> EscPlan9: The outlook is good.
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:35 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby NorthView » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:46 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
==================================================================

[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Kara » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:52 am

I am quite aware that in the real world I am not an actual whore. I've never slept with a random guy either, six of them were boyfriends who I dated for >3 months, minimum. One was a really good friend at the time, who I am still aquaintances. And one is the guy I am sleeping with now, who I'm practically dating anyhow.



GTU.. I told you if you said anything, I'd never do it again! :evil:
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Postby GreaterThanU » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:45 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
<btpBot> EscPlan9: The outlook is good.
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:41 pm

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby rdale » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:31 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:49 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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