by iceman5 » Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:39 am
So Im sitting on my couch watching TV. Im sitting in a weird position with my head twisted to the side and my neck kind of cranked sideways and my legs are stretched out on the couch. My wife is sitting at the other end of the couch.
My 8 year old son comes into the room and starts shadow boxing me. I non chalantly with one hand put him in a wrist lock and take him down to the floor. So he falls backwards and is sitting on the ground in front of me. My wife says "Aye, bendito" with her motherly tone. It sort of translates to "Oh, poor baby". She tells me not to be so rough with him. She always tells me that and I never listen. Hes not hurt obviously. He barely fell. I tell him "Boy, if youre gonna come at me, you better come big!". So he gets up and walks off back to his bedroom.
I continue watching TV as my wife says "Wah, wah wah wah wah!"
About 10 seconds later out of nowhere, my son comes flying over the arm of the couch and hits me full speed in the side of the head with his shoulder. Picture a linebacker making a diving crushing tackle. Because of the position my body is in, there is no give and my neck just about snaps off my shoulders and theres ringing in my ear. Dakota (my son) is on top of me on the couch and has both arms wrapped around my neck as he would if he was tackling me and he whispers "I came BIG!".
iceman5
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