Uhmmmmmmmmm why would I need cheering up? The elections are turning out even better than I'd hoped for in terms of entertainment value, GLR has started posting some heavyweight analysis that's gone down very well in most quarters, and I've smashed the all-time BTP record for the number of "cunt"s in a single post. Life is good.
Why didn't you tell me about your cheese problems, I could've sent you some for Xmas? We had a small but delicious selection of Camembert, Brie, Port Salut, Stilton and Cheddar - bet your mouth's watering now.