Just thought id mention that i am moving outta my house, and there is nothing better than getting TOASTED while your having to move heavy ass furniture. Those 200lb oaken desks that SEEM like they require 3 people to move em? HA! Put back a few, and its no problem at all! Get creative if ya have to, and coat the floor and walls with crisco and slide that shit right the fuck out! And fuck Spackling up the hole you punched in the wall the last time you were drunk. Why bother with that fucking BS, just punch a hole in the opposite wall and hang a shower rod in between em! So what if its a bedroom, have some fuckin originality for once, fuck! You gotta 40 inch tv to move? Instead of frettin about it, start makin bets on how long itll take you to move it out the door using only your cock and a 8 inch peice of string. Good times! The best times are yet to come, when we put all the stuff we dont want out in front of the house and have a good ole fashioned smashup.
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SOOOOOO true.....Of course beer is required for breakfast, so LOTS of beer is needed to move LOL...I have moved so many times over the last 20 years, I just ended up throwing everything away...Do I miss any of that stuff?? Nope...I kept a few poker books, a few cookbooks, thing that were REALLY important to me...I actually had some old trophies from high school (and yes a couple from some poker tourneys as well)---threw all that crap away...Travel light, as it's a hell of a lot easier...