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Postby Juskimo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:30 am

I went to a charity gala for a non-profit my firm is associated with (I did all of there corporate formation work and we buy a table at their events, etc.). I won a few things in the silent auction and pulled down one of the live auction items, a Pimp My Ride package that consists of a stereo system, pin striping, and a remote starter.

Anyway, there was a silent auction and a live auction, and the usual random things designed to get you to spend more money. During the live auction, one of the guys who volunteers for the non-profit takes the mic and starts blabbing about how it was great to volunteer because it was him and 25 women. He then says that he also told them that they needed to have at least one guys item in the auction (as there had been the usual furs, jewelry, and trips). A young lady then walks out with a nice looking semi-automatic shotgun. She proceeds to make half the room cringe by holding it up with both hands and swinging around to show everyone the gun (which points at half the ballroom in the process). Thankfully, the action was open and there was a very visible safety lock through it.

In any case, the guy announces that they are going to raffle off the gun for $20 a ticket. Each person gets half a playing card, with the other half being the tickets from which the winner is going to be drawn. I pony up 20 and am promptly given the 3 of spades. I take this as a terrible omen, for some reason. One of the partner's wives looks at me and says "its not that bad". The dude asks everyone who has a card to stand up. He then says "if you have a red card, you can go ahead and sit down". He then says "If you have a club, you can go ahead and sit down". Very original and obviously meant to maximize the suspense. He then says "If you have a spade 5 or higher, you can go ahead and sit down". I look at one of the people sitting at our table and say "I've got a one in three shot" as the dude says "If you've got the 3 of spades, come get your gun".

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It's a Charles Daly Field Hunter VR-MC, Advantage Timber HD. 12 gauge, 26" barrel, synthetic stock.

I had been meaning to get a shotgun to keep in the trunk of my car during the winter, but had not done it yet. Now I have such a gun.

Go Charity!
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Postby tommyhawk » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:00 am

Is it designed to camouflage your truck or the ladies wallpaper??

Nice shot obv..

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Postby Marm » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:10 am

Anybody else notice the tit hanging out in the background?

Not the nicest, but boobage nonetheless.
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Postby PkrKat » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:57 am

nice tie...

so now your pics have you either holding fish or guns
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Postby Juskimo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:02 am

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby Marm » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:26 am

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Postby Marm » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:55 pm

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Postby Juskimo » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:19 pm

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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