OPEN THE BOX!

Had to vote no on this one, the missus reads this board remember.

For the record marriage is wonderful institution that I cannot wait to gain membership too.

Then again wasn't it Oscar Wilde or Grouchy Marx who made the comment about not wanting to join any club that would take him as a member...

Rich

Stop it! I had already decided that this concept was bad!

I had never wanted to bang a stripper in my life until this girl got her hands, legs, boobs...on me.

MVP--I too am a degenerate. I was sitting here thinking of ways I can get out 11 days before the wedding (after work) to head over there for round 2, and to see where things lead.

Striker--She would have been quite the f buddy. If I would ever do that, I would eventually break down and get busted. I couldn't deal with the guilt. Two of them? I wouldn't need two. This one probably could have effed me straight into my grave.

Monk--the "box" was there for the taking (and I mean that in EVERY sense of the word). Like I said, how many couch dances that YOU'VE ever had went horizontal? And the places she put my hands...I started on the small of her back, she liked what she felt and moved them all over the damn place. BTW--Women LOVE strong hands...

Once again, I digress.

I'm psyched to get married, and I have my memories of that lovely evening.

However, if this whole marriage thing doesn't work out....

LOL

Thats the whole point of getting two. When u are completely "wasted" then u can watch!

LoL Tibby.

Dude, lemme just say kenny is 110% right about strippers. This is what strippers do. Beleive me. I dated one for two years, and had to listen to her prattle on when she came home about this and that, and all the crap she had to say and all the tricks they used to get the big tips. It was an artform! And yes, she was indeed crazy- more than likely molested by her moms string of boyfriends, and definitely a case of child neglect. Fuckin hot though.

Anyways, strippers totally play the game and totally go amongst each other and talk mad trash about even the best looking and most eligible guys they dance for. Incidentally, lots of em lose respect for a guy thatll drop $500 on lap dances. I met my girl in a freakin class at UCSB, so I guess i was exempt...

In addition to that, even though im way to much of a miser to ever do the strip club thing with any consistency (Hate payin $200 for blueballs when kiddy-porn is free ), being a pretty hard core degenerate, i have a lot of friends who are gamblers for a living, big stakes mostly but some middle. They always go to the strip clubs, and its the same tired old story and same tired old tricks that seem to keep on working over and over again. They find a stripper that seems cool, hang out all night, get her number, hookup maybe, and it endsup that the stripper is just moonlighting as what amounts to a hooker, and not a hell of a lot more.

So maybe you missed out on a fun night (that you may have had to pay for), but beleive me, you didnt miss out on anything in the long run, except a pain in the ass.

That said, of course id still have got her all coked up and railed the hell out of her. But in life as in poker, your better off doing as i say, and not as i do.

$20--that's all the thing cost (and it didn't cost me a dime). And I agree. More trouble than it was worth.

I do think however that if I were single, I'd have three-bagged it and banged the ever-loving hell out of her. I might have just banged her right there. She would have been dancing the next night with a limp.

I think strip clubs are a great way to get off of tilt. Strippers give a great illusion of actually "liking" you and you just feel happy and confident.....

it really comes down to money though. It's a nice illusion.. and i think it's fun. It's worth a little bit of money for me occasionley..just to get out of a negative mindset.

of course...if i can just get laid but a girl that actually really does like me..then i'll do that instead

Strip club "tip".

At some clubs, the bouncer(s) are also the dance rules enforcer(s). Tip the bouncer a 10 or 20 and u will prob get "checked" on less or not at all and maybe a little extra time in the private room. Depends on the club.

PS- dont think for a second that there arent hidden cameras where u least want them.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.... Dammit Striker.... Up to that last line of your first post, I was trying to figure out how the fuck you read my mind so perfectly...

BTW... I IN NO WAY CONDONE HAVING A "RELATIONSHIP" WITH A STRIPPER (or really even kiss them, for that matter... )... I'm definitely into the friends with benefits line, minus the friends part...

And, thanks for the compliment Kenny... It's nice to hear good things from the "greatest 1/2NL player in the world"...