My favorite practice story from last year:
We had a kid on the team named Chris who was the perfect prototype of a linebacker. He was big, relatively fast, and lived for contact. He was also the perfect team captain, always trying to help out the smaller, younger kids and probably did more for motivating the team than the head coach did.
We also had a kid named Kyle who was the total opposite. Lazy, never listened, and was picking fights with the other kids constantly. Unfortunately, Kyle was the son of one of the other assistants, so this did more to
hurt team morale than anything else.
We were doing one on one drills one day and Kyle was being his typical jackass self. He had already taken 2 cheap shots on kids and refused to run laps when the HC tried to reprimand him. I was on the offensive side with my son, Chris, and 9 other kids, while Kyle was on the defensive side. We had 3 cones lined up about 3 yards apart and I would hand the ball off to a kid and he would run the 'tunnel' while one of the defensive kids would have to tackle. We told the offensive kids not to dance around, make one quick move and get by. Nothing crazy, your normal one on one drill.
Kyle had a habit of staying way too high and leaning back when tackling (or, more appropriately, attempting to tackle). Almost every kid could get by him with a quick counter step. When Kyle was up next on D, it was my son's turn on O. I leaned down to him and told him "no moves this time, just run him over". My son looked up at me and smiled and said, "Ok, I'll give it a shot."
Now, you have to realize, that my son James was 8 years old and all of 63 pounds last year, with gear on. Kyle was 9 and probably 80-85. However, anyone that has played football understands that leverage is just as important, if not more so, than weight or strength when it comes to delivering a hit. Luckily for me, James understood this all-important principle.
The first confrontation went something like this: I blew the whistle and slammed the ball into James' midsection. He took about 5 full speed steps straight at the immobile and upright Kyle (he looked something like Gigantor, with his arms spread out), and instead of the normal head fake and cut, James dropped his shoulder right into Kyle's gut and blasted him. He didn't quite lift him off the ground, but he knocked him flat on his back. James stumbled, but kept his balance (partially by planting his hand on Kyle's helmet as he was on his back) and ran right over him. Kyle reached out to grab James' ankle as he went by but missed.
Well, I was pretty happy with the result, to say the least. The other coaches were pretty happy (well, except for Kyle's father). The other kids were pretty happy, too. Kyle, however, wasn't too thrilled. He slowly got up and moved to the back of the line. I yelled over to him that maybe next time he should listen to us and get low. He shot me a nasty look and I just smiled at him. Hehe.
Chris, well, he was REALLY happy about it. So happy, in fact, that he leaned over to me and said, "Hey coach, can I do that to him the next time?" I leaned in close and told him that would be fine by me, and to 'adjust' his position in the line to make sure he would be up against Kyle when the time came.
A few more kids go through, nothing too special. Then it's Chris on O and Kyle on D. Knowing what was coming, I again reminded Kyle that staying low was important. Again, I get the look. Ok, fine, don't say I didn't warn ya, kid.
I blow the whistle, hand off to Chris, and then the rest happened like it was in slow motion. You guys ever see the old highlight of Earl Campbell, when he runs over someone, maybe it was Nolan Cromwell, back in the '70s? How about when Jeremy Shockey of the Giants crumpled some cornerback in his first preseason game? Believe me when I tell you, those hits had NOTHING on the one Chris delivered to Kyle. This was the kind of hit that instructional videos are made of. ESPN would devote an entire episode of 'Jacked Up' around this one. It was such a thing of beauty that I get goose bumps just thinking about it.
Chris had Kyle's toes about a foot off the ground. His arms got knocked back so far that you would have thought his shoulders got dislocated. To add the perfect insult to injury, not only did he blast him like the space shuttle on launch day, but he then stepped on his gut as he ran through him. I almost wet myself, it was that good.
That was pretty much the end of practice for Kyle for that day. He didn't get hurt, other than the wind being knocked out of him (and a cleat mark on his stomach), but he sat for the rest of the day. Needless to say, I and the other coaches all chipped in to get Chris ice cream afterwards.
Man, I can't wait till August 1st.